Well, here I am, with a six pack o' Bud Lite in one hand and Marlboros (Cowboy Killers) in the other. Ready to kicketh thy ass and taketh thy name. So, did any of my offbeat prophecies from early in the year come true? NOOOOO!!
Did the world stop spinning? Hell No!! Life has to go on for me and the world did not pay damnation for my struggles (get off the cross and give someone else the wood, that type of thing). But things always do get better somehow, but let's face it: So Fuckin' What!! My new motto for life (besides always calling someone a fucking wanker, which is still a fav).
When I meet someone who just clicks with me, I am going to treat her right. I always hear about how they get treated like shit and so on. You just need to get out of the relationship, sweety. Why put up with the torture when there are better people you can hook up with and they WILL treat you like a Queen.
Guys like me never get an even break in relationships because you never give us a try. The "Nice Guys" really do finish last, which sucks, but we never do have much allure to us. Open the door for you, pay the check on everything, not even a hug after the first date, etc, etc. Hey, you're loss!!
I just started a rant. Better go or you'll be here for a better part of an hour listening to my dating advice (or lack thereof). BYE!!
PS - Help me in My Wishlist. I'd Love ya for it (for any of the ladies, of course)!!!
Did the world stop spinning? Hell No!! Life has to go on for me and the world did not pay damnation for my struggles (get off the cross and give someone else the wood, that type of thing). But things always do get better somehow, but let's face it: So Fuckin' What!! My new motto for life (besides always calling someone a fucking wanker, which is still a fav).
When I meet someone who just clicks with me, I am going to treat her right. I always hear about how they get treated like shit and so on. You just need to get out of the relationship, sweety. Why put up with the torture when there are better people you can hook up with and they WILL treat you like a Queen.
Guys like me never get an even break in relationships because you never give us a try. The "Nice Guys" really do finish last, which sucks, but we never do have much allure to us. Open the door for you, pay the check on everything, not even a hug after the first date, etc, etc. Hey, you're loss!!
I just started a rant. Better go or you'll be here for a better part of an hour listening to my dating advice (or lack thereof). BYE!!
PS - Help me in My Wishlist. I'd Love ya for it (for any of the ladies, of course)!!!