Yeah, Last Friday Was Good After Work I Met This Girl I Havent Seen In 2 Years Her Name Is Rocky. We Use To Work Together, I Had This Big Time Crush On Her Back Then, But As Usual Like Every Girl I Go After She Had A Boyfriend. We Use To Flirt Heavily While On Duty And After Work -----Although She Did Have A Boyfriend (Ahh Go Fig). Til One Day While On The Job (2yrs. Ago) She Wanted Me To Buy Her A Whole Heap Of Food For Lunch-----It Made Me Worry Beacuse She Never Use To Eat That Much When I Saw Her At The Job, So I Asked Her -----Are You Feeding For Two? And She Said No I'm Just Really Hungry. Anyways Long Story Short She Came To Me And Told Me She Was Pregnant A Couple Weeks Later (The Story Of My Life) It Was Like An H-Bomb Landed In Front Of Me And The Shockwave Knocked From New York To Mars It Was Devestating. After A While I Acted Different Towards Her I Couldn't Help It I Stopped Flirting Ceased All Contact For About A Week Or Then Realized She Needs A Friend Now More Than Ever And I Should Be Happy And Supportive And Started Talking To Her Again. Long Story Short, I Went To Her Baby Shower (I know what you all are thinking a guy at a baby shower? but I wasn't the only guy there her boy friend was there too and few other guys that were family and friends that she had had that are men) And Come To Find Out She Had The Baby The Day Of The Shower. It Was My Last Chance To See Before I Moved On From That Job And I Was Hoping To See Her 1 Last Time But I Was Devestated Again Oh Well. So I Just Left The Presents For Her And The Inbound Bundle Of Joy, Said Congrats To The Dad------ Ate Some Food (Ofcourse Typical Me) Then Left I Never Saw OR Heard From Her Again.
For Two Years I Thought About Her , Where She Was What She Was Doing, If She Was Ok, If The Baby Was Ok, Would I Ever See Her Again And Whole Bunch Of Other Mushy Stuff Until Last Friday As I Was Exiting The Train Station On My Way Out I Felt This Tap On My Shoulder I Turned Around And I Saw This 5'5 Stunner Smiling In My Face Holding A Small Kid. Smiled Back----- And I Just Said Oh My God Rocky (Ofcourse In Return She Said My Name) And We Just Held Each Other For A Good While And I Said I Cant Believe It's You And Was Histerical For A While Because I Honestly Didn't Think I'd Ever See Her Again. She Gave Me A Small Update Of Her Life I Finally Saw Her Kid He Was Approximately 2yrs Old And He Liked My MP3 Player And Was Playing the Head Phones Listening To The Trance Music Pumping Out Of It. Finally We Exchanged Numbers And I Walked Her Out Of The Train Station When We We Out And About To Art Ways She Looked Me In The Eyes It Was Great Seeing You Again I'm Going To Call You We Have Alot To Catch Up On (In My Head I Was Lke More Than You'd Ever Know) We Parted Ways and As I Walked Away I Turned Around And Watched Her Walk Off Then She Turned Around And Pause And Waved Goodbye ( It Was Just like In The Movies----Awesome) ------Friday Over.
Saturday
I went to the club got smashed.This one girl started talking to me was telling me her friend was getting married then she started grinding herself in to me it was hillarious because she was ridiculously wasted -------- I started feeling weird because of her so I moved to a different part of the club and she followed me then she started grinding me again then she kneeled down and started gliding her hand up and down my leg
it felt weird and I moved again she never followed I guess she got the hint (she was little too touchy feely and she didn't look hot if she was I would have appreciated it more, but she had that alcholic soccer mom look going that just wasn't agreeing with me). Long Story Short Danced With Whole Bunch of Cute Chicks Didnt Get Any Numbers (as usual) then went home and drifted Into a coma like sleep no projectile vomit this time
. Well Thats The Jist Of It.
Later, The Beef And Broccoli Is Calling Me

For Two Years I Thought About Her , Where She Was What She Was Doing, If She Was Ok, If The Baby Was Ok, Would I Ever See Her Again And Whole Bunch Of Other Mushy Stuff Until Last Friday As I Was Exiting The Train Station On My Way Out I Felt This Tap On My Shoulder I Turned Around And I Saw This 5'5 Stunner Smiling In My Face Holding A Small Kid. Smiled Back----- And I Just Said Oh My God Rocky (Ofcourse In Return She Said My Name) And We Just Held Each Other For A Good While And I Said I Cant Believe It's You And Was Histerical For A While Because I Honestly Didn't Think I'd Ever See Her Again. She Gave Me A Small Update Of Her Life I Finally Saw Her Kid He Was Approximately 2yrs Old And He Liked My MP3 Player And Was Playing the Head Phones Listening To The Trance Music Pumping Out Of It. Finally We Exchanged Numbers And I Walked Her Out Of The Train Station When We We Out And About To Art Ways She Looked Me In The Eyes It Was Great Seeing You Again I'm Going To Call You We Have Alot To Catch Up On (In My Head I Was Lke More Than You'd Ever Know) We Parted Ways and As I Walked Away I Turned Around And Watched Her Walk Off Then She Turned Around And Pause And Waved Goodbye ( It Was Just like In The Movies----Awesome) ------Friday Over.
Saturday
I went to the club got smashed.This one girl started talking to me was telling me her friend was getting married then she started grinding herself in to me it was hillarious because she was ridiculously wasted -------- I started feeling weird because of her so I moved to a different part of the club and she followed me then she started grinding me again then she kneeled down and started gliding her hand up and down my leg


Later, The Beef And Broccoli Is Calling Me

p.s. you capitalize a lot of words