Back on tuesday was my birthay. A coworker got it off so i had to go in early, after work i went and bought 10 cans of 20oz red bull and a party bottle of jager, that night i drank at least half to myself while drinking my other drink of mtn dew and ever clear, when i woke up i was still buzzed and had to go to work, luckily at the normal time. Multiple people commented on my smelling of booze. After work and back home, i saw the bottle having only seven shots left, seven shots left and still at work on time. Victory!! sadly i did have to clean up my friends vomit though, off the floor and my boot...
