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skyhighmonkey

San Antonio Tx

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Wednesday Jan 12, 2005

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This guy is waking down the street and he passes a guy going the other way who has an orange for a head, he thinks to himself that if he doesn't ask why this guy has an orange for a head it will annoy him for ever, so he chases after this guy and says " 'scuse me for asking, but why have you got an orange for a head?"

"Well the gentleman replies, its a really funny story actually. One day i was walking through town minding my own business and this Genie pops up out of nowhere, and says i can have three wishes. So i thought about it for a while, and for my first wish i asked for 100 million, the genie then clicked his fingers and told me to go and check my bank account and then disappeared. So i went and checked it and low and behold there it was just over 100 million in my account, then the genie pops up again and says 'what is your 2nd wish?' Not being a very big hit with the ladies I decided to ask for 10 women on call at any hour of the day to fulfil his every sexual need. "Done" says the genie and disappears into thin air, when i got home i was greeted by 10 beautiful women who immidiately ripped my clothes off and begin to pleasure me in ways i never imagined. Later on that day the genie pops once again and says "right, only one more wish left, what will it be?" realising this is my last wish, i thought long and hard and after 20 minutes of silence i said

"Can i have an orange for a head?"
EL SUICIDO LOCO

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