Weather in Washington sucks, cold, wet, slippery, sounds like one of my ex-girlfriends. Anyone see Ong Bak yet??? Action is incredible but the acting is fucking lame. When can i put my topless pic up on Suicidegirls??? Everyone go check out arlo, shes amazingly hot... '
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From Garden State:
Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!

From Garden State:
Sam: Hey, I recognize you.
Andrew Largeman: Oh, did you go to Columbia High?
Sam: No, not from high school, from TV. Didn't you play the retarded quarterback?
Andrew Largeman: Yeah.
Sam: Are you really retarded?
Andrew Largeman: No.
Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean, you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win, hands down, kick his ass!
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dusty:
and what my darling, would i do with a video camera? naughty little boy...bend over! it's time for your spanking. gee.

dusty:
wow! you put me in the same category as star wars!!! i am honored!!!