skuzzlebuddy

Without doubt I have the most boring job in the world.
I can actually feel my brain turning to mush! - Woe is me!
...I SO need a vacation. Anyone want to go somewhere?

Boring old guy with unfortunate hair seeks travel partner
for globe hopping. - attractive ladies travel free. others
may be eligible for discounted booze and a free tote bag...

In the words of the great philosopher
Homer J. Simpson:
'me so hunggy' -- that is as true today
as when the great yellow one first spoke
those three little words.

What then shall I have for lunch?

Today I shall do something grand...or at least take a nap and dream of grand things. -

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