wow, am i ever bored waiting for my kids to clean their room...
1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
nope
2.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
11 years
3.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
tattoo money
4.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
probably. haven't owned one for quite a while
5.WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
HA. that's funny. i walk everywhere tho
6.THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
comics... and lately, tattoos
7.LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
saltines
8.FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
truth? prolly tits. or, tattoos, if the person has em
9.ONE FAVORITE SONG?
"into my hypercube" by Voivod
10.WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Moncton
11.WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
Milton, Ontario
12.CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
like i said, i ain't got one
13.FAVORITE MALL STORE:
toys r' us - it keeps the gridkids occupied longer than any other place in that joint
14.LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
going on 6 years
15.DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
as part of a board game, yes
16.DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
not since call-display and *69 were invented
17.LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
my best friend from high school
18.FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
tough to say...
19.LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
at his wedding...
20.FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
arbys or wendys
21.BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
"i love you"
23.WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
one would need to have a social life in order to have something like this
24.CAN YOU COOK?
when i want to
25.WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
something else i've never owned. i just rent when i need one
26.BEST KISSER:
me
27.LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
bout a week ago
28.MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
hmmm... there isn't much i WON'T eat these days...
29.THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
nothing, really
30.THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
temper. paranoia/anxiety when not medicated...
32.LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
14 hours
33.FAVORITE MOVIE?
oh fuck. i don't know. Goodfellas maybe. or Dark Knight. or Iron Man. ONE? come on...
34.CAN YOU SING?
no
35.LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Cryptopsy and Origin
36.LAST KISS?
define "kiss"
37.LAST MOVIE RENTED:
if PPV counts, then American Gangster
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
keys, wallet
39.FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
i'm fine with being home and not having to work for a week or two
43.LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
both, but i mostly use the laptop
44.FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
myself
45.DO YOU SMOKE?
nope
46.SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
usually without
47.WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
pretty much every person and animal in the house at some point or another
48.DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
i guess so
49.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
once
50.PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
French toast
51.DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
fuck yes
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled or omlettized
53.DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
kinda
54.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
wife
55.LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
"private caller"
56.WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
i told you - I DON'T HAVE A FRICKIN CELL PHONE
58 NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
3
59.WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
wifebeater and shorts
60.PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"in my backyard
sounds turn around
down, fall apart
in my playground"
(thank you, inner right bicep
)
61.WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
i fuckin hate PB & J
62.CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
define "play"
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
surely
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
heavenly hash
65. Do you like Maps?
uhhh... sure?
66.TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
i gave and received oral sex for the first time when i was 9 yo... to/from a 13 yo girl. gotta love pervy babysitters
68.EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
don't think so...
69.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
summer
70.LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
i guess South Park is pretty stupid...
71.WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:
uhh... 10:30, i think
72.BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
absolutely nothing. hate it hate it hate it
73.LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
the first time one pulled me over
hey where's 74???
75.NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
fuck... Brandy, i think? i was really young. it was a dog. he got hit by a car.
76.DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
stupid
77.WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
seein some local bands, maybe a party afterward, takin the kids bowling... whatever else comes up
78.BIRTH DATE:
Sept. 28th 1976
79.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:
a nice person
85.ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
yep
87.ARE YOU SMILING?:
nope
89.DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
yes
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?:
my own mythical private island
92.ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
fuck no
93.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
define "crush"
94.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
slacknuts
95.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
blue
96.DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
no
97.DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
no
98.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
no
99.DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
unfortunately
100.ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
from the basement, yes
101.ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
pretty sure
102.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
yea. for surgery when i broke my wrist
103.DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
yea
104.WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
none, i can't stand wearing jewelry
105.WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?:
pester my kids to keep cleaning and order chinese food
1.EVER BEEN GIVEN AN ENGAGEMENT RING?
nope
2.LONGEST RELATIONSHIP?
11 years
3.LAST GIFT YOU RECEIVED?
tattoo money
4.EVER DROPPED A CELL PHONE?
probably. haven't owned one for quite a while
5.WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT?
HA. that's funny. i walk everywhere tho
6.THING(S) YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON?
comics... and lately, tattoos
7.LAST FOOD YOU ATE?
saltines
8.FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX?
truth? prolly tits. or, tattoos, if the person has em
9.ONE FAVORITE SONG?
"into my hypercube" by Voivod
10.WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
Moncton
11.WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
Milton, Ontario
12.CELL PHONE SERVICE PROVIDER:
like i said, i ain't got one
13.FAVORITE MALL STORE:
toys r' us - it keeps the gridkids occupied longer than any other place in that joint
14.LONGEST JOB YOU HAD:
going on 6 years
15.DO YOU OWN A PAIR OF DICE?
as part of a board game, yes
16.DO YOU PRANK CALL PEOPLE?:
not since call-display and *69 were invented
17.LAST WEDDING YOU ATTENDED:
my best friend from high school
18.FIRST FRIEND YOU'D CALL IF YOU WON THE LOTTERY:
tough to say...
19.LAST TIME YOU SAW YOUR BEST FRIEND:
at his wedding...
20.FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT:
arbys or wendys
21.BIGGEST LIE YOU HAVE EVER HEARD:
"i love you"
23.WHERE'S YOUR FAVORITE PLACE TO EAT WITH FRIENDS?
one would need to have a social life in order to have something like this
24.CAN YOU COOK?
when i want to
25.WHAT CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
something else i've never owned. i just rent when i need one
26.BEST KISSER:
me
27.LAST TIME YOU CRIED?:
bout a week ago
28.MOST DISLIKED FOODS:
hmmm... there isn't much i WON'T eat these days...
29.THING YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
nothing, really
30.THING YOU DISLIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF:
temper. paranoia/anxiety when not medicated...
32.LONGEST SHIFT YOU HAVE WORKED AT A JOB?:
14 hours
33.FAVORITE MOVIE?
oh fuck. i don't know. Goodfellas maybe. or Dark Knight. or Iron Man. ONE? come on...
34.CAN YOU SING?
no
35.LAST CONCERT ATTENDED?
Cryptopsy and Origin
36.LAST KISS?
define "kiss"
37.LAST MOVIE RENTED:
if PPV counts, then American Gangster
38.ONE THING YOU NEVER LEAVE THE HOUSE WITHOUT:
keys, wallet
39.FAVORITE VACATION SPOT:
i'm fine with being home and not having to work for a week or two
43.LAPTOP OR DESKTOP COMPUTER?:
both, but i mostly use the laptop
44.FAVORITE COMEDIAN?
myself
45.DO YOU SMOKE?
nope
46.SLEEP WITH OR WITHOUT CLOTHES?
usually without
47.WHO SLEEPS WITH YOU EVERY NIGHT?:
pretty much every person and animal in the house at some point or another
48.DO LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS WORK?:
i guess so
49.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BEEN PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE?
once
50.PANCAKES OR FRENCH TOAST?
French toast
51.DO YOU LIKE COFFEE?:
fuck yes
52 HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
scrambled or omlettized
53.DO YOU BELIEVE IN ASTROLOGY?:
kinda
54.LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE?:
wife
55.LAST PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALL LIST?:
"private caller"
56.WHAT WAS THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED?:
i told you - I DON'T HAVE A FRICKIN CELL PHONE
58 NUMBER OF PILLOWS?:
3
59.WHAT ARE YOU WEARING RIGHT NOW?:
wifebeater and shorts
60.PICK A LYRIC, ANY LYRIC:
"in my backyard
sounds turn around
down, fall apart
in my playground"
(thank you, inner right bicep
)61.WHAT KIND OF JELLY DO YOU LIKE ON YOUR PB & J?:
i fuckin hate PB & J
62.CAN YOU PLAY POOL?:
define "play"
63. CAN YOU SWIM?
surely
64. FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
heavenly hash
65. Do you like Maps?
uhhh... sure?
66.TELL ME A RANDOM FACT ABOUT YOURSELF:
i gave and received oral sex for the first time when i was 9 yo... to/from a 13 yo girl. gotta love pervy babysitters
68.EVER ATTEND A THEME PARTY?:
don't think so...
69.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON:
summer
70.LAST TIME YOU LAUGHED AT SOMETHING STUPID?
i guess South Park is pretty stupid...
71.WHAT TIME DID YOU WAKE UP THIS MORNING?:
uhh... 10:30, i think
72.BEST THING ABOUT WINTER?:
absolutely nothing. hate it hate it hate it
73.LAST TIME A COP GAVE YOU A TICKET?:
the first time one pulled me over
hey where's 74???
75.NAME OF YOUR FIRST PET?:
fuck... Brandy, i think? i was really young. it was a dog. he got hit by a car.
76.DO YOU THINK PIRATES ARE COOL OR OVERRATED?
stupid
77.WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND??
seein some local bands, maybe a party afterward, takin the kids bowling... whatever else comes up
78.BIRTH DATE:
Sept. 28th 1976
79.WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE?:
a nice person
85.ARE YOU ON A LAPTOP?:
yep
87.ARE YOU SMILING?:
nope
89.DO YOU MISS SOMEONE RIGHT NOW?:
yes
90. IF YOU COULD GO ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD WHERE WOULD YOU GO?:
my own mythical private island
92.ARE YOU IN HIGH SCHOOL?:
fuck no
93.DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH?:
define "crush"
94.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NAME?
slacknuts
95.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BATHING SUIT?:
blue
96.DOES YOUR SCHOOL START IN AUGUST?:
no
97.DID YOU GO ON VACATION LAST MONTH?:
no
98.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON A CRUISE?:
no
99.DO YOU HAVE A SISTER?:
unfortunately
100.ARE YOU UPSTAIRS?:
from the basement, yes
101.ARE YOU IN LOVE?:
pretty sure
102.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL?
yea. for surgery when i broke my wrist
103.DO YOU WISH YOU COULD SEE ANYONE PARTICULAR RIGHT NOW?
yea
104.WHAT JEWELRY ARE YOU WEARING?
none, i can't stand wearing jewelry
105.WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO AFTER THIS SURVEY?:
pester my kids to keep cleaning and order chinese food
I'm surprised that comment your kid made didn't get you stabbed by the sketch bags, thats awesome.
Oh god, you went to high school in Milton?
What a city. hahaha
And you're just jealous of the helmet!