gridkid2 dished out her best and most post-worthy nugget yet today.
so. we're walking home from school, passing the low-income housing that's situated between here and the school. there's this kid from gridkid1's class in one of the units, playing in the front yard. his mom is standing in the driveway with two pretty sketchy looking dudes, passing something around between them.
as we walk past, i catch a whiff of weed. no biggie, i don't much care one way or the other, tho i wouldn't personally do it RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS... but whatever...
anyway, suddenly gridkid2 catches a whiff as well and practically yells "EW, WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE SMELL???"
funny enough on it's own right? but then, she stops to ponder it for a minute. meanwhile i'm getting dodgy-eyeball from the kid's mom and her two sketchoid buddies.
suddenly, gridkid2 has a revelation: "i know what it is... it's GRASS!!!!"
yep. srsly. now obviously she was thinking of the type that grows on people's lawns and what it smells like after it's been mowed (they've never been exposed to the other kind)... but still
even funnier because the sketchoids had these paranoid looks on their faces like i was gearing to bust them or something...
needless to say, i lol'ed all the way to the end of that particular street today
so. we're walking home from school, passing the low-income housing that's situated between here and the school. there's this kid from gridkid1's class in one of the units, playing in the front yard. his mom is standing in the driveway with two pretty sketchy looking dudes, passing something around between them.
as we walk past, i catch a whiff of weed. no biggie, i don't much care one way or the other, tho i wouldn't personally do it RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY KIDS... but whatever...
anyway, suddenly gridkid2 catches a whiff as well and practically yells "EW, WHAT'S THAT HORRIBLE SMELL???"
funny enough on it's own right? but then, she stops to ponder it for a minute. meanwhile i'm getting dodgy-eyeball from the kid's mom and her two sketchoid buddies.
suddenly, gridkid2 has a revelation: "i know what it is... it's GRASS!!!!"
yep. srsly. now obviously she was thinking of the type that grows on people's lawns and what it smells like after it's been mowed (they've never been exposed to the other kind)... but still
even funnier because the sketchoids had these paranoid looks on their faces like i was gearing to bust them or something...
needless to say, i lol'ed all the way to the end of that particular street today
i would be scared if i was them and they saw you, i would imagine you can be quite intimidating in real life if you want to be....
Parents should never, ever smoke weed, or do drugs in front of their kids, or drink excessively, any of those "common sense" things....
I like that you LOL'ed all the way to the end of the street....
You will get lots of laughs going down that street from now on.