skullgrid

gridkid nuggets of the day:

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out for a walk, passing a wooded area...

"hey dad, hear those crickets?"

"yep, they're pretty loud"

"those are the ones I haven't killed yet"

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looking up different things with gridkid1 on the internet, such as "how snails eat", "where do grasshoppers lay their eggs" etc... and then comes the next request:

"now I wanna learn how flies have sex"

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I couldn't make this shit up if I tried