a few more gridkid nuggets from this week. names withheld to protect the innocent, as well as the not-so-innocent
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a member of the household who rises quite early started their morning with a visit to the bathroom for a #2. sure enough, gridkid1 shows up a minute in pronouncing her own need to use the facilities. she's told "you can wait your turn". so she does. said household member finishes #2, goes out to the kitchen to start breakfast. turns around a minute later. gridkid1 is standing by the bathroom door. she points into the bathroom and says:
"um, hello, SPRAY?!?" (referring to air freshener in case yer dense, lol)
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they were at the mall yesterday. I was working and therefore not present. but, apparently gridkid1 was walking up to random people saying:
"don't you know who I am? I'm (insert name here)!!!!"
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last night around 12:30am, gridkid1 made a nighttime trip to the washroom. this would be a good time to point out that the gridkids share a room. while gridkid1 is relieving herself, I hear gridkid2 start crying. go up to check what's wrong. she's kneeling at the side of her bed all cranky like she'd had a bad dream or something. anyway, I get her calmed down and tucked back in. gridkid1 comes back from the bathroom and informs me of the following:
"(gridkid2) was sleeping on her knees beside her bed like that. knee sleeping!! ... it was pretty creepy"
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and one non-gridkid-related and more serious (but good) note: hooray for the news MissKristin got yesterday!!!! go send some happiness her way.
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a member of the household who rises quite early started their morning with a visit to the bathroom for a #2. sure enough, gridkid1 shows up a minute in pronouncing her own need to use the facilities. she's told "you can wait your turn". so she does. said household member finishes #2, goes out to the kitchen to start breakfast. turns around a minute later. gridkid1 is standing by the bathroom door. she points into the bathroom and says:
"um, hello, SPRAY?!?" (referring to air freshener in case yer dense, lol)
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they were at the mall yesterday. I was working and therefore not present. but, apparently gridkid1 was walking up to random people saying:
"don't you know who I am? I'm (insert name here)!!!!"
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last night around 12:30am, gridkid1 made a nighttime trip to the washroom. this would be a good time to point out that the gridkids share a room. while gridkid1 is relieving herself, I hear gridkid2 start crying. go up to check what's wrong. she's kneeling at the side of her bed all cranky like she'd had a bad dream or something. anyway, I get her calmed down and tucked back in. gridkid1 comes back from the bathroom and informs me of the following:
"(gridkid2) was sleeping on her knees beside her bed like that. knee sleeping!! ... it was pretty creepy"
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and one non-gridkid-related and more serious (but good) note: hooray for the news MissKristin got yesterday!!!! go send some happiness her way.
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Sleeping on your knees is weird but I think all kids do weird shit sometimes so that shouldn't be anything to worry about.
I used to sleepwalk all the time when I was a kid but everytime I did I'd take a piss in my bottom dresser drawer, my parents sealed it so that I couldn't but then I'd just use the one above that.
Hey what's up with that weirdo who decapitated that random guy on an Canadian Greyhound bus, you Canadians' are so damn violent