skullfuckery

I keep a tennis ball on me at all times in case I meet a dog who wants to play fetch.

I'm trying to look cool, did it work?

So things are going pretty well in my life. I hate my job, I hit a guy riding his bike with my car on Sunday, I'm madly in love with a girl who's with somebody else. How're things your way?

I'm trying to look FUCKIN SCARY did it work?

So fresh and so clean

It's called fashion, motherfucker

I wonder what kind of subs they're going to get.

Mood af

Is it.. is it dinosaurs? I hope it's dinosaurs. 🤞🏻

How it started

How it finished

My fridge at work is seriously better stocked than my fridge at home 😂🤣