I got my offer letter yesterday. Tragically, it spelled out MP&A so I can't claim ignorance anymore. It didn't stand for "Mega Popular and Awesome", but at least my previous guess ("Media Planning and Analysis") as to what it stood for was incorrect. A coworker joked that it stood for "My Penis is Awesome". I explained to her that (though my penis is awesome) that...
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vyeseleph and I watched Bubba Ho-tep last night. Well, I watched it. VSLF got bored pretty early on.
It's such an appealing concept: Elvis (played by Bruce Campbell!) and JFK (a black man) team up to battle a mummy that's terrorizing their nursing home. Sounds good, right? Even the description is entertaining! The film adds zero entertainment value. The writing is flat, the direction is...
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It's such an appealing concept: Elvis (played by Bruce Campbell!) and JFK (a black man) team up to battle a mummy that's terrorizing their nursing home. Sounds good, right? Even the description is entertaining! The film adds zero entertainment value. The writing is flat, the direction is...
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johnnydelicious:
I love me some Bubba, but while you're right, the premise is great, but that's not the film it is. Nor is it great just because it's Bruce Campbell. I love it because it's everything that could ever go right about a buddy picture. It is a sad observation on aging. And it gives me a mean boner to think about Bruce Campbell's cancer ridden wang. Okay, only the last part is true, but I do like the movie quite a bit.
Also, thanks for the excellent testimonial.
Also, thanks for the excellent testimonial.
aspen:
*cough*
Make new friends and keep the old; one is silver and the other gold.
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phantomvi:
When I saw that guy's name was 'peart', I thought of Neil Peart--drummer for Rush, and a HUUUGE Objectivist.
er:
GIS?
I time-travelled to a hotel in the year 2034. Everything in the hotel room was hard and pristine, except for its occupant, who was a friend of mine from the present day. She and I had agreed to travel into the future for a romantic liaison. We made out for a little bit, and things were getting pretty hot, and I went downtown only to...
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throatneedle:
you rule very much most jewish looking goyim i've ever seen!
judypatricia:
Haha! The video is great.
And yes, that was majorly silly having feathers blow around him. That combined with the other guy--was he gold?--who kept lying around in random places on the rooftop floor, in a crumpled heap, made for an amusing time.
And yes, that was majorly silly having feathers blow around him. That combined with the other guy--was he gold?--who kept lying around in random places on the rooftop floor, in a crumpled heap, made for an amusing time.
Attention Video Camera Owners!
Videotaping a fireworks show is an almost unforgivably silly* thing to do.
In other news, check it out! I just got 500 Army Points for buying the SG Book! I'ma get me a t-shirt!
* - as in: way stupid
Videotaping a fireworks show is an almost unforgivably silly* thing to do.
In other news, check it out! I just got 500 Army Points for buying the SG Book! I'ma get me a t-shirt!
* - as in: way stupid
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johnnydelicious:
Eh. I've done dumber. Sillier too, I imagine.
geekgurl:
what about making an audio recording? 
I just woke up from this dream where I was crying and I coughed up these huge chewy chunks of something. I feel a little disturbed.
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er:
was the chewy business in the dream or in real life? if the latter, poor you and moreso, poor VSLF!
hellomrworld:
yucky .. yhay jus sounds yucky ..... i had a weird dream last nigth about a prison train where someone gets executed every 5 months .... eventually there was a mutiny ...
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beaky:
WTF
johnnydelicious:
Thanks, I think. In fact, I think you are just saying that so that I will be like drunken little putty in your sinister bespectacled hands. Yes, your hands wear spectacles. Not bee spectacles however.
I just put some unbelievably cute pictures up here, but VSLF made me take them down.
(It's not like she made me take them out of My Pics)
edit: Oops. Now they are gone for reals.
(It's not like she made me take them out of My Pics)
edit: Oops. Now they are gone for reals.
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minsc_and_boo:
Damn man you that whipped 
cokeconfessional:
I'm sure I'll see you around. Take care, good sir!
I spilled beer on my keyboard the other day. vyeseleph told me something that bothered me, and as part of my subsequent snit I tipped over my bottle of Rolling Rock. You wouldn't think so, but a keyboard can hold a lot of liquid. I drained it as best I could, then left it outside overnight to dry off.
The next day it worked fine,...
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thelibra:
i think i have poppyseeds in my keyboard.
raulbnuttz:
colored people time!
vyeseleph met me outside my dreadful office job yesterday afternoon and we skipped* over to Jamba Juice for some big sugary smoothies. Why are the employees of Jamba always so cheerful? And there's always incredibly cheerful music playing there, like Junior Senior's Move Your Feet and S Club 7. The smoothies themselves tasted like Potrero Center.
We sub'd down to the West Village to see...
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johnnydelicious:
You two are so disgustingly adorable. Adorably disgusting? Whatever. Coming out tonight? Not coming out coming out, but rather, boozing like, well, me I guess.
raulbnuttz:
No worries, I'll catch youz guyz next time then.
He's just not having this 9 years and no plans bullshit.