Thursday Feb 02, 2006

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The hallways of my office building smell suddenly of Christmas... and elementary school.

Also: Wikipedia on truthiness.

Favorite new word: absquatulate
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overshadowed:
Heh you know I was so confused at that time that I didn't know if I wanted to be grossed out or fall in love smile
hollygolightly:
let me call my good friend anthony robbins and i'll get back to you tongue

Monday Jan 30, 2006

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If there were nobody else in the office, I'd spend the day on this page:
http://festival.sundance.org/2006/watch/index.aspx

where one can watch 47 Sundance-entered short films.

I particularly like Ha Ha Ha America.
yeknomyknuf:
thanks! tongue

Friday Jan 27, 2006

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Are you guys as bummed as I am about Google censoring their results for China?

They even used to have a page that said:

Google does not censor results for any search term. The order and content of our results are completely automated; we do not manipulate our search results by hand. We believe strongly in allowing the democracy of the web to determine the...
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nyhcx516:
so what exactly will be censored? just results if you are IN china?

i agree though, should have told china to fuck themselves
jason:
It is Google's policy not to censor search results. However, in response to local laws, regulations, or policies, we may do so. When we remove search results for these reasons, we display a notice on our search results pages. Please note: For some older removals (before March 2005), we may not show a notice at this time.

Tuesday Dec 27, 2005

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Merry Christmas!
I know. I'm two days late. But once you click, you'll forgive me (or hate me forever).

P.S. We saw a great movie last night.
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hollygolightly:
thanks for last night. you guys rock my world.
also.... i need to challenge you on the dance mat!
hollygolightly:
haha i blame the huhu juice

Tuesday Dec 20, 2005

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It's a strike!

I hear the union wants to lower the retirement age of its members to thirty-two. And the salary raised up to, like, $120,000 and all the candy corn they can eat!

And that every train and bus driver will get a kitten (or puppy) to ride in their laps while they work. And after nine months, they get to throw them...
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johnclement:
Ah, the kitten/puppy throw away policy. I remember back in '47, when Jimmy McGinty first bargained that for the Boston longshoremen.

Have a great holiday.
maxwild:
hahaha awesome.

yes, really.

Sunday Dec 11, 2005

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deleteddelete:
Was this some kind of flashmobbing shenanigans? The same thing happened in London last year: about 300 santas descended on the Saatchi Gallery swigging cheap liquor.

It wasn't half as fun as the zombies taking over the world's biggest record store though. Good ol' zombies skull
deleteddelete:
A zombie with perspiration problems apparently wink Great costume.

Tuesday Oct 25, 2005

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Today's Journal Entry To Engage Your Mind

1. Have you seen these new SAAB commercials? "Born From Jets"? Shouldn't that be "borne"?

2. I have a coin that has a 55% chance of landing heads up. If I were to flip it 100,000 times, what are the chances of it landing heads-up at least 65,000 times? And what is the formula to figure this out?...
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Wednesday Oct 19, 2005

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luckyp:
Happy 30th (+4days) Birthday!!!!!
kiss kiss kiss
--l*P
aster:
that dog really does kinda look like you.

Sunday Oct 16, 2005

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vyeseleph:
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

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krrn:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! WOOOOOOOOOO!! smile kiss smile smile smile

Monday Oct 10, 2005

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It was only halfway through the ride that I realized that the driver of our yellow cab was, unusually, a woman. That's pretty rare. Then I noticed that she had a medium-sized dog in the front of the car with her. It's something like that that can make me overlook frighteningly aggressive driving.

When we got to the bar, I handed her the fare and...
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kenjiwaha:
Next time give the driver more than a 25 cent tip! smile
johnnydelicious:
You got it on the nose.
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