I'd like to discuss NECK FACE with you. Around my latitude of Manhattan, I keep seeing graffiti that include the words "NECK FACE". The images are often doodles of y-fronts, gaping mouths (always with eight teeth, each tooth containing a letter), and hairy legs. And sometimes a quotation, though the only one I can remember is "God owes me money". Even with my best googlings, I can find no information about NECK FACE on the web.
I like NECK FACE. Do you like NECK FACE? Do you know anything about NECK FACE?
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On a less intriguing note, Verizon's cut off our cell service, those monkeyfuckers. Turns out they haven't received any bill payments since January, which is kind of funny considering that money with their name on it has been leaving our bank account on a regular basis. I called Verizon to ask: WTF? And was told that, well, duh, I should've been paying my bills directly to Verizon, not telling Citibank to do it. Thank you so much for helping me sort out my current problem. Citibank says Verizon lost the money, Verizon says that Citibank lost the money. Do they sort it out between themselves? Of course not. I'm the one who has to act as go-between, navigating each of their mind-killing phone systems.
It originally sounded like the whole thing was going to be sorted out in two "business days" (I.e., a week) but that's just for Citibank to fill out the paperwork. Then they have to mail it, and then Verizon will have to "process" it (something I don't imagine they'll be very eager to do). I imagine I should be chatting on my cellphone with a "business week" (i.e., half a year).
As if that isn't bad enough, going through my past payments to Verizon I realize that the final of the four bills I've paid was actually a repeat of the first three bills they claim to have never received payment for. That's right, I've given them twice as much as I should have, and I don't have phone service. When this gets sorted out, I'm hoping for some restitution for my inconvenience.
Any tips on how to get it?
I like NECK FACE. Do you like NECK FACE? Do you know anything about NECK FACE?
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On a less intriguing note, Verizon's cut off our cell service, those monkeyfuckers. Turns out they haven't received any bill payments since January, which is kind of funny considering that money with their name on it has been leaving our bank account on a regular basis. I called Verizon to ask: WTF? And was told that, well, duh, I should've been paying my bills directly to Verizon, not telling Citibank to do it. Thank you so much for helping me sort out my current problem. Citibank says Verizon lost the money, Verizon says that Citibank lost the money. Do they sort it out between themselves? Of course not. I'm the one who has to act as go-between, navigating each of their mind-killing phone systems.
It originally sounded like the whole thing was going to be sorted out in two "business days" (I.e., a week) but that's just for Citibank to fill out the paperwork. Then they have to mail it, and then Verizon will have to "process" it (something I don't imagine they'll be very eager to do). I imagine I should be chatting on my cellphone with a "business week" (i.e., half a year).
As if that isn't bad enough, going through my past payments to Verizon I realize that the final of the four bills I've paid was actually a repeat of the first three bills they claim to have never received payment for. That's right, I've given them twice as much as I should have, and I don't have phone service. When this gets sorted out, I'm hoping for some restitution for my inconvenience.
Any tips on how to get it?
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good luck.
that totally sucks to go through.