That's right, baby, I'm all grown up. I've Capitalized my username! What do you think? Does it make my ass look big? Maybe it makes me look too serious. Would you go ask the salesperson if they have it in Garamond? Sure, it costs a little extra, but I'm worth it.
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So I need to perform this monologue way too soon and, no, I'm not telling you what it is, 'cause I'll probably change my mind anyway. If I don't have one memorized by 6:00 tonite, kick me in the ass, okay?
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A totally awesome Liverpudlian friend of mine sent me and my woman some DVDs of UK TV shows! One is Book Club, and the other is The Office. I haven't seen either of them before, but he raves about 'em. Must get on that thank you email.
I am inordinately proud of H4xx0ring my DVD player to remove region coding and Macrovision.
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So I need to perform this monologue way too soon and, no, I'm not telling you what it is, 'cause I'll probably change my mind anyway. If I don't have one memorized by 6:00 tonite, kick me in the ass, okay?
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A totally awesome Liverpudlian friend of mine sent me and my woman some DVDs of UK TV shows! One is Book Club, and the other is The Office. I haven't seen either of them before, but he raves about 'em. Must get on that thank you email.
I am inordinately proud of H4xx0ring my DVD player to remove region coding and Macrovision.
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[Edited on Feb 26, 2003]