MEMORANDUM
Henceforth, the facial features known as "eyebrows" will be known as "eyestaches" (pronounced "eyestashes").
(Ex. "Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes; Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyestaches")
Similarly, the feature known as a "moustache" will now be referred to as a "mouthbrow".
(Ex. "Who wants a mouthbrow ride?")
Use of these terms is mandatory.
Henceforth, the facial features known as "eyebrows" will be known as "eyestaches" (pronounced "eyestashes").
(Ex. "Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes; Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyestaches")
Similarly, the feature known as a "moustache" will now be referred to as a "mouthbrow".
(Ex. "Who wants a mouthbrow ride?")
Use of these terms is mandatory.
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johnnydelicious:
I would type LOL, but I hate that, but I thought you should know that I am literally laughing out loud.
johnnydelicious:
I'm still struck with awe and bonerness that you found that.