Last night's dream:
You know how if you suck on a teabag for a period of time, you turn into a mind-controlled zombie hell-bent on making other people suck teabags? Well, in my dream, I was with a group of about thirty teabag-suckers. Fortunately, they thought I was one too, so things were pretty mellow. I was able to cunningly trick a few into dezombifying like so:
ME: Here, give me your teabag for a second.
VICTIM: No way.
ME: No, come on, I want to show you something. It's neat.
VICTIM: What?
ME: Just give me the teabag, and I'll show you!
VICTIM (removing teabag from mouth and giving it to me): Okay, what?
ME: Okay, just wait a second.
VICTIM: Hey, now, I don't know about this....
ME: No, trust me, it's cool.
VICTIM: Look, you better give me it back...
ME: Just hold on, will you?
VICTIM: Hey! Give... uh... (eyes deglaze) ...hey, thanks!
By the end of the dream, I had secretly awoken about one-third of the group, and one of them was a cute girl who was now in love with me. Analysis, please? Freyja?
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Shortly before going to bed, I watched TV Dinner on the Manhattan Neighborhood Network (aka Public Access). Just two guys talking about how bad an actress Madonna is. Halfway through, food was delivered and they let the delivery guy say hello to the viewers. I enjoyed it more than I'm sure it deserves to be enjoyed. Next week I'm totally calling in.
I'm just looking at the MNN Program Guide right now. Some of these shows look too good to miss.
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We watched Jerry Springer yesterday morning. Is that not the best reality-type show? There's no pretense of people "making connections" or "coming to terms" or winning anything. No, it's all about the spilling of blood. People getting hurt. People getting angry. As an actor, I think it's great research. Where else can you watch someone get that upset?
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I think that scientists should have invented self-cleaning houses by now, and I resent having to compromise my lifestyle because of their failure.
You know how if you suck on a teabag for a period of time, you turn into a mind-controlled zombie hell-bent on making other people suck teabags? Well, in my dream, I was with a group of about thirty teabag-suckers. Fortunately, they thought I was one too, so things were pretty mellow. I was able to cunningly trick a few into dezombifying like so:
ME: Here, give me your teabag for a second.
VICTIM: No way.
ME: No, come on, I want to show you something. It's neat.
VICTIM: What?
ME: Just give me the teabag, and I'll show you!
VICTIM (removing teabag from mouth and giving it to me): Okay, what?
ME: Okay, just wait a second.
VICTIM: Hey, now, I don't know about this....
ME: No, trust me, it's cool.
VICTIM: Look, you better give me it back...
ME: Just hold on, will you?
VICTIM: Hey! Give... uh... (eyes deglaze) ...hey, thanks!
By the end of the dream, I had secretly awoken about one-third of the group, and one of them was a cute girl who was now in love with me. Analysis, please? Freyja?
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Shortly before going to bed, I watched TV Dinner on the Manhattan Neighborhood Network (aka Public Access). Just two guys talking about how bad an actress Madonna is. Halfway through, food was delivered and they let the delivery guy say hello to the viewers. I enjoyed it more than I'm sure it deserves to be enjoyed. Next week I'm totally calling in.
I'm just looking at the MNN Program Guide right now. Some of these shows look too good to miss.
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We watched Jerry Springer yesterday morning. Is that not the best reality-type show? There's no pretense of people "making connections" or "coming to terms" or winning anything. No, it's all about the spilling of blood. People getting hurt. People getting angry. As an actor, I think it's great research. Where else can you watch someone get that upset?
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I think that scientists should have invented self-cleaning houses by now, and I resent having to compromise my lifestyle because of their failure.
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my analysis:
well.. the actual TEA BAG part alludes me.
but it sounds to me like you are saving people from being sucked into the addiction of [enter what teabags are symbolic for here].
what does tea mean to you?
hmmm?
are you a tea drinker or a coffee drinker?
green tea? black tea?
need.more.input.
if you are a coffee snob.. that adds an interesting angle.
saving people from the ridiculousness of tea drinking?
how do you feel about proper english black tea?
do you find those 'tea drinker' types to be rather retarded? hmmm?
this is turning into such a snobbish dream!!