I time-travelled to a hotel in the year 2034. Everything in the hotel room was hard and pristine, except for its occupant, who was a friend of mine from the present day. She and I had agreed to travel into the future for a romantic liaison. We made out for a little bit, and things were getting pretty hot, and I went downtown only to discover that she had two (one hairless) of that important organ down there! Seems she'd impulse-purchased some surgery on the way to the hotel. It wasn't a problem: I just alternated between the two. But the USB ports and coin slots she'd also installed down there, those were kind of distracting.
Anyway, before we could get really into anything further, the hotel maid came in (we'd left the door open) to fluoridate our teeth with a Q-Tip she dipped in a bucket of solution.
Then things got all on-the-run-from-the-law and thrillery and I kind of lost interest.
Anyway, before we could get really into anything further, the hotel maid came in (we'd left the door open) to fluoridate our teeth with a Q-Tip she dipped in a bucket of solution.
Then things got all on-the-run-from-the-law and thrillery and I kind of lost interest.
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And yes, that was majorly silly having feathers blow around him. That combined with the other guy--was he gold?--who kept lying around in random places on the rooftop floor, in a crumpled heap, made for an amusing time.