JOKE TIME
Guy walks into a pet store to get some cat food and as he's walking down the aisle, he passes a parrot cage. The parrot inside says, Psst! Hey buddy! Guy turns around and says, yes? The parrot shouts, Fuck you! The man is taken aback, but gets his cat food and goes on.
A week later, the same guy comes back for some more cat food and he walks down the aisle, passes the parrot cage and the parrot says, Pssssst! Hey, Buddy! The man warily turns to the parrot and says, Yes? The parrot shouts Fuck you!
The man asks to speak with the manager and says, Listen, I don't want to take my business elsewhere but that parrot is rude and offensive. The manager apologizes and assures the man it will never happen again.
So a week later, the man comes to the pet store for some cat food and he passes the parrot cage and the parrot says, Psssst! Hey, buddy! The man slowly turns and says, What? The parrot nods and says, You know what.
Guy walks into a pet store to get some cat food and as he's walking down the aisle, he passes a parrot cage. The parrot inside says, Psst! Hey buddy! Guy turns around and says, yes? The parrot shouts, Fuck you! The man is taken aback, but gets his cat food and goes on.
A week later, the same guy comes back for some more cat food and he walks down the aisle, passes the parrot cage and the parrot says, Pssssst! Hey, Buddy! The man warily turns to the parrot and says, Yes? The parrot shouts Fuck you!
The man asks to speak with the manager and says, Listen, I don't want to take my business elsewhere but that parrot is rude and offensive. The manager apologizes and assures the man it will never happen again.
So a week later, the man comes to the pet store for some cat food and he passes the parrot cage and the parrot says, Psssst! Hey, buddy! The man slowly turns and says, What? The parrot nods and says, You know what.
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waxangel:
jason:
that one killed my dad. thanks!