skottmjfarkus

Can't sleep, clown will eat me, can't sleep, clown will eat me...

I got online because I couldn't sleep. When I got online however, I saw something that etched itself into my memories and will give me nightmares. CHeck out aol news and look for the article about the world's ugliest dog's death. This dog isn't just ugly, it's freakin' scary! It looks like a re-animated corpse. I don't know if anyone put the news up on...
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You know what? I crave nostalgia. I don't mean the one where some shmuck wants to revisit their high school, I mean I'd like to go back to a time I wasn't even born yet. Some time like the fifties when rock n' roll was still young and rebellious. Where going out on Saturday night was fun and you actually had cool places to go....
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I just had a deep cleaning on the right side of my mouth the other day. It took me three shots of novacaine in an hour and a half to keep me numb. The last one was the strongest. I get to go back in December to do the other half. My Kittie is hugging me now. I took the day off work to spend...
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Today was an interesting day. It took two hours to unload a truck that should've only taken half an hour to do. We have an unloading dock, but they send us a truck with a lift gate that gets in the way. We had to steal some old boards from the department store next door to use as shims. When I came home for lunch,...
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Well, it's the last day of my vacation and I'm stuck doing laundry. Doesn't matter anyway traffic sucks and I'd rather be at home banging on my guitar than dodging teenyboppers at the mall. Did I ever mention Naples, Fl USA absolutely sucks? I wish my girlfriend was off today.

Well, my birthday was yesterday and other than the rain, I had a good time. I went with my girlfriend to shop for my gifts, since she says I difficult to shop for. In the evening we went to Olive Garden and had a good meal. I unfortunately found out that day that my favorite uncle on my dad's side died on Sunday morning getting...
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Well, here I am FINALLY able to get back online. I experienced my third full on hurricane and it had to be named Wima. This is the first time, however, that my power went out for two days, so that was an interesting experience. We lucked out tremendously in that we didn't flood, the roof is still intact, and that the temperature actually cooled off...
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I came up with an idea for a movie. I'm not telling anything about it, because of the chance there might be somebody out there that might rip me off (yeah, okay like that might actually happen.) I found out that I have one of those friend's cousin's uncle's ex-wife's contacts in the business. Only thing is they can't take unsolisited (is that spelled right?)...
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Well, I tried to buy a Ferrari, but no dice. I found an older 328gts that looks like Magnum P.I.'s car, but they wouldn't let me take it for a test drive. It was inside the showroom behind some other cars, so I don't really blame them. I did see a used Porsche at a European car dealership for $4000. I have enough for a...
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