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I, absolutely, can NEVER win.

I wasn't happy, so I met a girl. I loved her, she dumped me thru email and got married last weekend.

I wasn't happy here, so I went to visit some friends. Grandma died 5 hours into my drive to flordia. Besides having a dead grandmother, I ended up with no vacation last year.

I wasn't happy with myself, so I got on my bicycle. I got doored by a car and wrecked the bike.

I wasn't happy, so I went to my car, and it was gone.

I wasn't happy, so I got a new bicycle. Three weeks later, I dislocate my knee.

I wasn't happy, so I decided to start working on a remix contest. 3 hours in, my very expensive pro sound card dies.


I refuse to start reading.