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I need a job.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! This is horrible.
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indiebuddhist:
What are you looking for ?
_tersch_:
You can have mine if you like tongue
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I am spending my Friday night at the ER. Hooray! God I just love this place! My neck is swelling (again) and the doctors can't figure out why. But I got a shot in the butt for pain. And they've given me some steroids for the swelling. Steroids? Really? If I turn into a man I'm suing.

On a lighter note, if anyone knows any...
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edzackerly:
Skoosh with elongated canines , whew!
That would be fascinatingly, sexy/scary;......they'd love you at the Dungeon, people would step out of your way on Bourbon St. even on a crowded Saturday night.
Maybe you could lease a crypt , hang out with Marie laveau.

I do hope your neck stops acting up, and you stay out of the ER.kiss
phucko:
i was in the er recently too.
for insane pain in my side.
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Longest Nerve in the Body?

Did you know that in the human body there is a nerve that connects the eyeball to the anus?

It's called the Anal Optic Nerve, and it is responsible for giving people a shitty outlook on life.
If you don't believe it,
pull a hair from your ass and see if it doesn't
bring a tear to your eye.
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terminaldisease:
I'll take your word for it.
alienheep:
kiss
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You know what rocks?
Mozzarella sticks.

You know what else rocks?
Chuck Norris coming to you in your sleep.

And even better, tiny chicks that drive huge bright red Dodge Rams. I'd like to have one; the chick, not the Dodge. Well, actually, the Dodge wouldn't be bad either.
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llcooln872:
what about Mozzarella sticks shaped like Chuck Norris?
indiebuddhist:
What about chicks, driving Rams and arriving with mozzarella sticks ?
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Beetlejuice just started.

Movie rocks.

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llcooln872:
love that movie
dryad:
it is one of my faves. biggrin
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Wit's grandfather passed away. frown
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llcooln872:
sorry to hear that
heartbaker:
frown
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Cool booty is back.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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greaser:
I prefer hot booty, but that's just me.
iampeeder:
where did you find it? shocked
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Enjoy the video. Thank you Wit! You're stellar! See you tomorrow for Sick Like Sinatra?






(EDIT APR 14, 2010 @ 5:10pm) Taking a short break... maybe a week or so. See all of you again soon.
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ashertorn:
i am dear. will be here till probly the holidays if but def back no later than mid january. :S blah
padre:
I"m assuming you're back now. It's been over a week I believe.
Bring your cool booty back to talk to us haha
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pomfelo:
Awwwwwww!
odin__odin:
Ah you studied Nun-jitsu
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Marley & Me

I had been avoiding watching this movie because I am such a dog lover and I cry at the drop of a hat. Tonight, I gave in but stopped watching it after the kids made snow angels. I knew what was coming.

Let's change this to present tense because I still seem to be having issues with it.

Marley is going to...
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succor:
I love dogs too<3 After the sad movie just watch a funny one and you'll forget all about it
xxsilentxninjaxx:
hahah. SERIOUSLY i was watching it and the part when they go save raf, they say "look there's raf" and michaelangelo chimes in with "yeah a little too raf" i totally wasnt even paying attention to the movie and said that.
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II is on.

Thought I would let you know.
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toothpickmoe:
Funnily, every time I have this as my profile picture I get a message much like yours on whatever my current journal may be. He is truly a beloved dragon.

And thank you for keeping me abreast of important issues. wink
xxsilentxninjaxx:
i watched it friday. is it bad that i can still quote it ?
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What's new?

I joined Twitter. Who knows if I'll ever use it though. I still haven't quite grasped this new fascination.

What else?

I lowered the Effexor yesterday. Effexor is also known as Venlafaxine. DO NOT TAKE IT!!!!!!!! I have been trying to come off this shit for years. It's an antidepressant. It is probably easier to quit smoking.

I can feel my eyes moving...
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aldremech:
I finally caved to damned Facebook after get bombarded by familymad Twitter shall remain way out of my grasp.

I wish you all the best in getting past the Effexor. Tapering down will still suck, but I know you can do thiskiss
kryptik:
lol (about twitter stalking)
good for you (about crazy hallucinating meds)
smile