So first things first. My new job just fucking rocks. I get paid more to do some much less. I only trained for a day and said screw it I'm going in. So today I just rocked the house. What makes things even better is a sales rep shipped my old dept a care package. Within that package was a nice 750ml bottle of Crown Royal.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I've been getting a few e-mails about my picture that is posted on the perversion website Perversion 4/22 Can someone say I look like a drunk piece of shit? I was so wasted that I didn't even know my picture was taken. In fact I went like almost a week kinda bummed out that I wasn't going to have a b-day picture posted.
Also at the party when I lost my shirt due to the cake fight I remember writing b-day boy on my stomach but I had no idea that someone wrote I take it in the ass on my back. Now mind you I'm a very clean person taking 1-3 showers a day. The first shower after the party I sat there and scrubbed and scrubbed my belly to get the marker off. Well 2 1/2 days later I'm walking out of the bathroom and I realize that there is this shit written on my back. I was sporting I take in in the ass for almost 3 days. WTF!
I use a sponge and plenty of soap... so why was it still there?
Well now I'm an anal virgin again (you can do that right? I mean there is this whole movement of women taking their virginity back).
So I'm not sure when I am supposed to start packing for my trip. Shit when i move I ususally wait until the day of the move before I start packing anything. That was one of the finer things Kat loved about me! She said I never planned - I just did. Well guess what?
I do plan I just do it very quitely. So eat that!
Now that I got that off my chest I'm going to go bathe and hopfully there will be no more secret pop up marker windows on my body.
I was about to log off when i just noticed brutus has his face stuck in one of my hockey skates. He's getting old and with that... he's getting so much weirder.
mmmmmmmmmmmmm
I've been getting a few e-mails about my picture that is posted on the perversion website Perversion 4/22 Can someone say I look like a drunk piece of shit? I was so wasted that I didn't even know my picture was taken. In fact I went like almost a week kinda bummed out that I wasn't going to have a b-day picture posted.
Also at the party when I lost my shirt due to the cake fight I remember writing b-day boy on my stomach but I had no idea that someone wrote I take it in the ass on my back. Now mind you I'm a very clean person taking 1-3 showers a day. The first shower after the party I sat there and scrubbed and scrubbed my belly to get the marker off. Well 2 1/2 days later I'm walking out of the bathroom and I realize that there is this shit written on my back. I was sporting I take in in the ass for almost 3 days. WTF!
I use a sponge and plenty of soap... so why was it still there?
Well now I'm an anal virgin again (you can do that right? I mean there is this whole movement of women taking their virginity back).
So I'm not sure when I am supposed to start packing for my trip. Shit when i move I ususally wait until the day of the move before I start packing anything. That was one of the finer things Kat loved about me! She said I never planned - I just did. Well guess what?
I do plan I just do it very quitely. So eat that!
Now that I got that off my chest I'm going to go bathe and hopfully there will be no more secret pop up marker windows on my body.
I was about to log off when i just noticed brutus has his face stuck in one of my hockey skates. He's getting old and with that... he's getting so much weirder.