4

I've lost my mood ring and I don't know how I feel about it.

5

I think I have a syndrome that makes my neutral face look like an angry serial killer.

vaega:
I know the cure! It's called eating apple pie ad taking a minute to appreciate the awesome small things in life and be a happy duck :)
mredd6281:
I can't help but lol at this! Sorry!
6

women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. The kitchen has food.

maniasuccubus:
Jajaj love it ❤️
4

Cashier gave me a funny look for buying only a bottle of whiskey and a choke chain. Didn't have the heart to tell her I don't have a dog.

4

I am officially pale enough to haunt my own house