BLOG HOMEWORK: "Drop 10 Fast Facts! Just cool facts on anything that you find interesting. Help us all make our brains a bit more encyclopedia-esque"
SO I'm gonna do this blog homework, but I'm a biologist lady so all of my interesting facts are about different kinds of fucking.
NUMBER 1
Sharks are super cool because they have penetrative reproduction but they don't actually have penis-in-vagina fuckin'. Sharks have little fins under them called claspers, and basically they cum all over their claspers, and then put those in the shark vaginas (sharks don't actually have a vagina, they have a cloaca which is a multipurpose hole that a urethra, butthole, and vagina all in one!). (Bonus fact: sharks are unique because based on the species, the fetus will either develop similar to humans, with a placenta in-utero (viviparous), or they will lay fertilized eggs (oviparous) or they will develop in-utero but with an internal yolk sack for nutrients (ovoviviparous).
NUMBER 2
Frogs (maybe multiple amphibians, but I know at least frogs) don't have penetrative sex but they look like they do. Sometimes it looks like frogs are fucking, if you've ever seen that in nature. What they're doing is actually called amplexus, where the male frog mounts the female frog and latches on to her. She lays the unfertilized eggs and the male frog cums all over them, and they just chill there aggressively to increase the chances of the eggs being fertilized.
NUMBER 3
Earthworms don't have a specific sex/gender. Earthworks have both egg and sperm containing organs, and when they fertilize them, they do kind of a 69 inside this mucus tube they create for their sex event. They cum in each other and then go their separate ways. So you know that little band-aid looking thing around the earth worm? Thats called the clitellum (which is not like the clitoris). It secretes a really thick mucus which they shimmy down their body, lay their eggs in it, and then leave it behind like a little egg sack.
NUMBER 4
Not specifically about reproduction but ducks have a corkscrew peen and its like a foot and a half long. I'm not going to post a picture, but seriously, look it up.
NUMBER 5
Tons of mammals (including a whole bunch of primates other than humans for some reason) actually have a penis bone, called a baculum. Cats and dogs have this too.
NUMBER 6
A whole bunch of animals, notably dolphins, have a prehensile peen. This means they can use their weenie like an arm and grab stuff with it. This is kind of horrifying because dolphins are one of those animals that done really respect consent, which is bullshit. Fuck those creeps.
NUMBER 7
I kind of forgot the details on this, because mollusks were a bit ago, but male squids kind of just roll up their cum into a ball (they don't have weiners they just jizz out of one of their arms) and they throw it at the female squid and she absorbs it through her body. There also isn't a way for the squid to know the sex of the other squid so they just indiscriminately throw cum at other squids.
Number 8
So this isn't really sex related but its just an interesting fact: When humans arent humans and are still a hollow little ball of cells (blastula) a little pore forms to the center of the ball, and that becomes your butthole. So before humans are anything else, they're just a lil butthole. In some animals, this blastopore becomes the mouth which makes them protostomes. Humans, butthole creators, are known as deuterostomes.
I know this isn't ten, but I cant think of any other ones right now. Ill have to peak in my notebook and then I'll edit this and add more!
