skeksi

Psssshht....

I hate haircut talk.

I like coffee.

I hate pet hair.

I like birthday.

I hate anal retentive paranoid cocaine junkie bosses.

I like minimoogs.

I hate hipsters. Get a fucking proper haircut. Bangs in your face is the new mullet. "Tell your barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole"

Somebody move to Chicago and start a restaurant with me.