Dear Mani,
My dearest roommate (next to my brother of course), I'm writing this letter to inform you of the demise of the bath rug.
Seeing as you made the purchase, I felt we should discuss the arrangements for it. You see, today it met its end. Sadly, it was beaten up and defecated on by a certain orange, fuzzy individual. It was almost completely unrecognizable. Thankfully, some blue was still showing and it was identified by myself. I tried to recessitate it, but upon doing so I overflowed the toilet and could not save it.
I've left it's remains in a loblaws bag in front of your bedroom door until the arrangements are made.
My condolences,
Candace
My dearest roommate (next to my brother of course), I'm writing this letter to inform you of the demise of the bath rug.
Seeing as you made the purchase, I felt we should discuss the arrangements for it. You see, today it met its end. Sadly, it was beaten up and defecated on by a certain orange, fuzzy individual. It was almost completely unrecognizable. Thankfully, some blue was still showing and it was identified by myself. I tried to recessitate it, but upon doing so I overflowed the toilet and could not save it.
I've left it's remains in a loblaws bag in front of your bedroom door until the arrangements are made.
My condolences,
Candace
papaspank:
sorry. that's my bad. I left the gav man away for too long today. I am sorry that he destroyed your bath rug. I told him he will have to pay for it himself. He's not impressed, but he has to learn his lesson...