I had a dream last night that Gary Oldman tried to run me over with his car.... (?)
he was absolutely piss drunk and all I wanted was an autograph. I had to follow him a bit to get the autograph and I guess he didn't like that and one thing led to another and I'm running through my parents neighbourhood being chased by him!
he was absolutely piss drunk and all I wanted was an autograph. I had to follow him a bit to get the autograph and I guess he didn't like that and one thing led to another and I'm running through my parents neighbourhood being chased by him!

tadzi:
i had a wire cross in my head and for some reason though of gary coleman instead of gary oldman. you can see how this got much funnier as a result.