I was screwing around the other day and got really bored... so I figured I should mess around with some people. So I singled out a target: The Most Coolest Al Ever.... and wrote her a Strong Rad Email. Here it is, as well as her response in all it's glory.
Message:
Dear Strong Rad,
I was wondering what you would do if you had a hundred grand and the
keys to your own Oscar Meyer Weinie-Mobile? I think I play Destruction
Derby! I mean wouldn't it be funny to see a bunch of cars get beaten up
by a giant hot dog?
Most Crapfully Yours,
Nitsuj
(San Mateo, San Mateo)
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You want to know what I'd do with a candy bar and the Oscar-Meyer Weinie Mobile? Well, Nutsack, I'll tell you what I do.
First, when I became fed up with my thesis for the night, I'd eat the candy bar. I love those things. Then, I'd get in my stupid-looking car and drive over to the sev with dunx to get some beer and another hundred grand before hitting the pool hall. While at the sev, I'd hum and haw over what I wanted to drink before we settled on either 40ozs or a 12-pack of Bud, like we always get.
I'd then let dunx drive us to the pool hall where we'd park the ridiculously over-sized vehicle in that one spot where the CSOs always park and make us park elsewhere. But they wouldn't be there, so we could park there. Of course, the back end of the damn thing would be sticking out into the street, blocking the CSOs from driving passed, but who cares, right? It's the Weinie Mobile!!! Like they'd ticket the silliest car ever.
After we'd drunken all the beers and gotten steadily worse at pool over a couple of hours, we'd get back in the car and drive it out onto the front lawn and do some donuts with the windows down, yelling mean stuff about jews and hippies and honking the horn. Then we'd drive it up into the library lobby, knocking off the top of the vehicle and ruining the front doors of the library. Then we'd run.
Yep, that sounds about like it. You know, just like every other night but with a different car and the distruction of the library lobby.
Well folks, until next time, keep sending me your emails and I will make fun of you. I mean answer them.
Message:
Dear Strong Rad,
I was wondering what you would do if you had a hundred grand and the
keys to your own Oscar Meyer Weinie-Mobile? I think I play Destruction
Derby! I mean wouldn't it be funny to see a bunch of cars get beaten up
by a giant hot dog?
Most Crapfully Yours,
Nitsuj
(San Mateo, San Mateo)
---------------------------------------------------------
You want to know what I'd do with a candy bar and the Oscar-Meyer Weinie Mobile? Well, Nutsack, I'll tell you what I do.
First, when I became fed up with my thesis for the night, I'd eat the candy bar. I love those things. Then, I'd get in my stupid-looking car and drive over to the sev with dunx to get some beer and another hundred grand before hitting the pool hall. While at the sev, I'd hum and haw over what I wanted to drink before we settled on either 40ozs or a 12-pack of Bud, like we always get.
I'd then let dunx drive us to the pool hall where we'd park the ridiculously over-sized vehicle in that one spot where the CSOs always park and make us park elsewhere. But they wouldn't be there, so we could park there. Of course, the back end of the damn thing would be sticking out into the street, blocking the CSOs from driving passed, but who cares, right? It's the Weinie Mobile!!! Like they'd ticket the silliest car ever.
After we'd drunken all the beers and gotten steadily worse at pool over a couple of hours, we'd get back in the car and drive it out onto the front lawn and do some donuts with the windows down, yelling mean stuff about jews and hippies and honking the horn. Then we'd drive it up into the library lobby, knocking off the top of the vehicle and ruining the front doors of the library. Then we'd run.
Yep, that sounds about like it. You know, just like every other night but with a different car and the distruction of the library lobby.
Well folks, until next time, keep sending me your emails and I will make fun of you. I mean answer them.
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