So my best friend, Mark Bullen, is coming into town tomorrow. Exciting exciting. He's driving in from Chicago in his silver Metro, the Silver Bullet. Upon arriving, he's going to sell it to a friend for a case of beer and two packs of gum. Then we're going to party the nights away, apparently with wine. Then I'll leave and he'll head to Oskaloosa, IA to take a train back to Chicago.
Mark Bullen may never have sex again.
His girlfriend is a good girl, and mighty young (17, high school, he HE! bleck) and a virgin. Mark's shipping out to Kuwait on January 3, 2007. He'll spend a few weeks there and then mosey over to Iraq. Sigh. He says he's going to bring the Vietnam hippy back by wearing a Jerry Garcia shirt, not shaving, ripping off his BDU's and giving the peace sign. God save Mark Bullen. He'll be there for at least a year. His darling little girlfriend says she'll wait for him. That's sad. He says he'll wait for her, since she's a freaking bombshell, and he'll be alone in the desert with nothing to do but rub one out six times a day.
My eyes don't work anymore, so I'm going to bed.
Night children.
Random Mark fact #1: He has an 8 tattooed on his right testicle. It's his lucky 8 ball - except in the sex department.
Random Mark fact #2: He wants to write a book. Topic? He doesn't know. Title? "All God's Chilluns Gots Ta Have Shoes"
Mark Bullen may never have sex again.
His girlfriend is a good girl, and mighty young (17, high school, he HE! bleck) and a virgin. Mark's shipping out to Kuwait on January 3, 2007. He'll spend a few weeks there and then mosey over to Iraq. Sigh. He says he's going to bring the Vietnam hippy back by wearing a Jerry Garcia shirt, not shaving, ripping off his BDU's and giving the peace sign. God save Mark Bullen. He'll be there for at least a year. His darling little girlfriend says she'll wait for him. That's sad. He says he'll wait for her, since she's a freaking bombshell, and he'll be alone in the desert with nothing to do but rub one out six times a day.
My eyes don't work anymore, so I'm going to bed.
Night children.
Random Mark fact #1: He has an 8 tattooed on his right testicle. It's his lucky 8 ball - except in the sex department.
Random Mark fact #2: He wants to write a book. Topic? He doesn't know. Title? "All God's Chilluns Gots Ta Have Shoes"
ifonlyforever:
who's his girlfriend? if I'm thinking straight... she would've been a freshman when I was a senior.
ifonlyforever:
is Mark still around? if he is... tell him I say hi.