To meet someone. I guess I could go to a bar, but I don’t tend to find suitable candidates at the bars in my neighborhood. I’ll have to go to center city. Problem being that parking sucks. Plus I’m handicapped. Even when I find parking, I still need to get to the bar. Even with my walker, it’ll be exhausting. My only hope is that women are turned on by handicapped dudes. I mean, I’m sorta cute and I’m pretty funny. I just need to find women who find a walker sexy.
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