Whenever someone finds out I went to Amsterdam, there’s one question they have - did I go to the red light district. I quickly answer. - fuck right I did. And I fucked a prostitute. I was single in a country where prostitution is legal. What else could I do?
In movies and tv they make the red light district look really scummy and the working girls look like disgusting pigs. Nothing could be farther from the truth. It’s actually a really lovely area and the women are absolutely gorgeous. And they all have accents. Plus, fucking when you’re high is fabulous.
If I go back to Amsterdam, which I very much intend to do, I’m going back to the red light district.