4
Love is not a straight line. Instead it’s a spider’s web. It’s threads are invisible. They connect people in ugly ways and only offers heartbreak for so many of the flies trapped upon them.
4

Love ruins your life.

True love is a curse. Once you find you it and experience it in all of it’s glory and if lost, nothing will ever fill that hole inside of you again. You just wonder around with this gaping psychic wound that will never heal.

6
You know how in a JRPG when you get to the last boss and you realize it’s impossible to beat because you because you missed missed something twenty hours back? That’s my life right now.
8

I had the cutest flirting experience last night that only Doctor Who fans would understand.

Her: Oi! Spaceman!

Me: Hello Sweetie! ;)

dudablivion:
hahahahahahah I started watching Doctor Who this week
6

I’m done!! I fucking hate people! I giving up on trying to meet anyone. I just keep running into to women trying to scam me on dating sites. I don’t even think I believe in love anymore. So, why am I even wasting my time. I’m just fucking done. I give up!

arroezze:
In the dating game sometimes the winner is the one who doesn't play at all. Pretty sure that was an ancient Chinese proverb resurfaced.
7

I was never one to turn down a woman that was interested in me. Especially if she was ready to take me into the next room and rip my clothes off.

I never was interested in someone’s politics for what would most likely be a one time thing. However when someone’s views are so ugly and hateful it’s a huge turn off.

13

Just went out for coffee with a woman I meet online.

We didn’t hit it off. She didn’t like the fact that I’m a smoker. I didn’t like the fact that she’s a racist.

seitan:
She’s racist and she thinks she can judge you for smoking? 😂
sithlordxion:
My thoughts exactly. At least it was just coffee. It allowed me to cut things short.