For those of you who are curious, this fellow sounds a lot like my good old grandad. Although, to my knowledge, my gramps owns no guns. This is my old local news station by the way.
http://www.wfaa.com/video/?nvid=217902&shu=1
http://www.wfaa.com/video/?nvid=217902&shu=1
babyhead:
I couldn't even understand half of what this old guy was sayin'. 
