I suck.
This morning I got up and on the way to take my morning piss I sneezed so hard it threw my back out.
This is laaaaaaaame!!! I can barely stand up with out screaming in pain. My apartment has stairs so it was hell getting to the kitchen to make my morning smoothie.
I want to go out and eat BBQ and drink beer and get fucking raucous and crazy.. but instead I feel like a hunched over, decrepit old woman.
I wish my favorite boy was around. I would love to spend a lazy day lounging with him.
I hate holidays. If this were a real Monday, I could be getting so many things done. Now my week will be cut shorter and I'm going to have to squash all my errands into a couple days.
I wouldn't be so grumpy about this if I were mobile. Where's the Tiger Balm?
This morning I got up and on the way to take my morning piss I sneezed so hard it threw my back out.
This is laaaaaaaame!!! I can barely stand up with out screaming in pain. My apartment has stairs so it was hell getting to the kitchen to make my morning smoothie.
I want to go out and eat BBQ and drink beer and get fucking raucous and crazy.. but instead I feel like a hunched over, decrepit old woman.
I wish my favorite boy was around. I would love to spend a lazy day lounging with him.
I hate holidays. If this were a real Monday, I could be getting so many things done. Now my week will be cut shorter and I'm going to have to squash all my errands into a couple days.
I wouldn't be so grumpy about this if I were mobile. Where's the Tiger Balm?
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mike_doughty:
Nah, I didn't cut it. Yet.
tomahto:
hey, stitchy just emailed me and said that the tickets are selling out quickly for the playboy mansion, so go ahead and get yours quick before they do! 