Tiger_Liger is interested in driving me insane. Non stop biting. Biting my lamp, biting my laptop, biting me. And if he's not biting, he's scratching - or flinging himself, claws first, at me from across the room. Owwwwwch!!
Today he wrestled the dental floss out of my hands and mouth and attempted to steal my new piece after I declined to fight him for the old piece. Then, I had to wash him because my lame roommate took the carpet cleaner from his job, cleaned the carpets then dumped the waste water in the fucking bathtub. The drain has been clogged for two days. It's disgusting. I don't know what the fuck made him think that was a good idea. Anyway, I got on him about it, so he bought Draino and dumped it in the tub, and Tiger_Liger, I guess, decided it looked like fun.
I smelled him run by me, grabbed him and rinsed him in the sink. Thank goodness that cat likes water. He sat perfectly still and didn't squirm or scratch at all. 
I had a photo shoot today for promo flyers for the Lusty Lady San Francisco's Holiday Party. It's gonna be big fun. Bands, Burlesque, beer and naughtiness! Woot! Afterwards, sweet Pandora took us out for cocktails, oysters on the half shell and cheese. Yum! Oysters are sex. They made my crotch tingle.
The shoot went really well and I had a great time! Here are some excerpts:
See looks so sweet and innocent. You'd never suspect her finger was up my rump in this picture.
You haven't really taken a picture with me, unless I've tried to lick you in it...
COCK!!
And BALLS! Jingle Balls, that is!
A few of my friends from back in the day stopped by for drinking and shooting the shit. I don't hang out with them nearly enough. Peeches, Christine and Shocky. Time goes by, but nothing ever seems to change.
Christine: "Intense!"
Peeches: "In tents?"
No, it was all my fault. I never shoulda told her to stop drinkin'.
Did you know if you use worchester sauce instead of embalming fluid - it'll turn people into zombies?
I got attacked by a swarm of beavers. It was gnarly... yeah. I had welts all over my legs.
Today he wrestled the dental floss out of my hands and mouth and attempted to steal my new piece after I declined to fight him for the old piece. Then, I had to wash him because my lame roommate took the carpet cleaner from his job, cleaned the carpets then dumped the waste water in the fucking bathtub. The drain has been clogged for two days. It's disgusting. I don't know what the fuck made him think that was a good idea. Anyway, I got on him about it, so he bought Draino and dumped it in the tub, and Tiger_Liger, I guess, decided it looked like fun.
I smelled him run by me, grabbed him and rinsed him in the sink. Thank goodness that cat likes water. He sat perfectly still and didn't squirm or scratch at all.
I had a photo shoot today for promo flyers for the Lusty Lady San Francisco's Holiday Party. It's gonna be big fun. Bands, Burlesque, beer and naughtiness! Woot! Afterwards, sweet Pandora took us out for cocktails, oysters on the half shell and cheese. Yum! Oysters are sex. They made my crotch tingle.
The shoot went really well and I had a great time! Here are some excerpts:
See looks so sweet and innocent. You'd never suspect her finger was up my rump in this picture.
You haven't really taken a picture with me, unless I've tried to lick you in it...
COCK!!
And BALLS! Jingle Balls, that is!
A few of my friends from back in the day stopped by for drinking and shooting the shit. I don't hang out with them nearly enough. Peeches, Christine and Shocky. Time goes by, but nothing ever seems to change.
Christine: "Intense!"
Peeches: "In tents?"
No, it was all my fault. I never shoulda told her to stop drinkin'.
Did you know if you use worchester sauce instead of embalming fluid - it'll turn people into zombies?
I got attacked by a swarm of beavers. It was gnarly... yeah. I had welts all over my legs.
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