Am I getting too old for this?
Is there such a thing as being too old for anything?
I recently turned 29. No one believes me when they ask my age and I tell them. Hell, even people who've known me for years don't believe it. One of my friends came to town to visit me and we went to see Babyland perform. I was dancing around like a fool when he looks at me and says, "I cannot believe that you are 29.
I party too much. Sure, not as much as I used to and not as often... I guess maybe I can say that I binge party? I left on Friday night at at around 10 p.m. and just got back home two hours ago. It was fun! I had a great time. Actually, I spent most of yesterday at someone's house, holed up most of the day in a bedroom by myself with a big screen TV and a housekeeper bringing me food and drinks thinking to myself, "Why do I have to leave? Can I just start bringing my things here instead? Can me and my cats just please come live here?" The guy was really nice, though and I went up to his room before I left this morning to thank him for indulging me in his hospitality. He was getting ready to head to the office and says, "Oh, I forgot you were here! Would you like coffee?" Then calls the housekeeper on the intercom to bring n coffee. ACK! I didn't want to go!!!
Then I get home and Ron Jeremy calls me. He just got back from a film fest in Philly and wanted to hang out for a bit. He was supposed to be at one of the parties I went to but since he was out of town he wanted me to give him all the gory details.
And I told him about the St. Paddy's day party I'm going to when he says, "How do you know about that party? I'm going to that party, too!" Rad. He brought me presents, too.
Now one of my friends is all pissy with me because my phone died while I was out and about and I of course didn't have my charger because I of course didn't anticipate being gone for so looooooooong.....
About the Persian whose hair I brushed almost completely out of her. She's my friend's cat. She LOVES being brushed so I brushed her. And brushed her. And brushed her. I finally ask my friend, "Hey! If I keep brushing will all of her fur come out... because there is a lot of fur coming out...." She said no, so I kept brushing and the cat, every time I stop to clean the brush starts nudging at me and the brush so I keep brushing until I notice she's got not so much hair anymore. In fact, in some spots I can see her skin. Uh... oops? I didn't know!! Now she wears a little t-shirt.
I'm hungry.
Is there such a thing as being too old for anything?
I recently turned 29. No one believes me when they ask my age and I tell them. Hell, even people who've known me for years don't believe it. One of my friends came to town to visit me and we went to see Babyland perform. I was dancing around like a fool when he looks at me and says, "I cannot believe that you are 29.
I party too much. Sure, not as much as I used to and not as often... I guess maybe I can say that I binge party? I left on Friday night at at around 10 p.m. and just got back home two hours ago. It was fun! I had a great time. Actually, I spent most of yesterday at someone's house, holed up most of the day in a bedroom by myself with a big screen TV and a housekeeper bringing me food and drinks thinking to myself, "Why do I have to leave? Can I just start bringing my things here instead? Can me and my cats just please come live here?" The guy was really nice, though and I went up to his room before I left this morning to thank him for indulging me in his hospitality. He was getting ready to head to the office and says, "Oh, I forgot you were here! Would you like coffee?" Then calls the housekeeper on the intercom to bring n coffee. ACK! I didn't want to go!!!
Then I get home and Ron Jeremy calls me. He just got back from a film fest in Philly and wanted to hang out for a bit. He was supposed to be at one of the parties I went to but since he was out of town he wanted me to give him all the gory details.
And I told him about the St. Paddy's day party I'm going to when he says, "How do you know about that party? I'm going to that party, too!" Rad. He brought me presents, too.
Now one of my friends is all pissy with me because my phone died while I was out and about and I of course didn't have my charger because I of course didn't anticipate being gone for so looooooooong.....
About the Persian whose hair I brushed almost completely out of her. She's my friend's cat. She LOVES being brushed so I brushed her. And brushed her. And brushed her. I finally ask my friend, "Hey! If I keep brushing will all of her fur come out... because there is a lot of fur coming out...." She said no, so I kept brushing and the cat, every time I stop to clean the brush starts nudging at me and the brush so I keep brushing until I notice she's got not so much hair anymore. In fact, in some spots I can see her skin. Uh... oops? I didn't know!! Now she wears a little t-shirt.
I'm hungry.
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Ever, ever.
Besides, you're fine. When you're that beautiful, you get away with shit anyways. I'm not saying this to be nice but I'm being realistic.