It's not easy being green...
So a couple of my old friends are getting married this July,
and I just found out that the dress I had planned doesn't fit into the colour scheme.
I have to wear green.... I don't really have that long of a list of things I absolutely hate, but you can bet your quality foot wear that earthtones are on that list.
I'm thinking I'll go with one of those cool Dragon Lady Chinese dresses if I can't find something local and vintage in the next few weeks. There's no way I'm going to dress like a refugee from a rennaisance faire. Oh hell no....
Peas.
SisterVanian
I called the bride to be. I said Ixnay on the EenGrey, so I get to wear my Uber-Mod Black and Ivory Chanel Copy instead complete with pearl jewelry overload, quilted handbag with flask of whisky in it, and an enormous black hat that even the Queen Mum R.I.P. would be proud of... it'll be just like Four Beheadings and a Funeral...
I love that hat... I love it almost as much as I love cheese and merlot... or champagne and cake...
So a couple of my old friends are getting married this July,
and I just found out that the dress I had planned doesn't fit into the colour scheme.
I have to wear green.... I don't really have that long of a list of things I absolutely hate, but you can bet your quality foot wear that earthtones are on that list.
I'm thinking I'll go with one of those cool Dragon Lady Chinese dresses if I can't find something local and vintage in the next few weeks. There's no way I'm going to dress like a refugee from a rennaisance faire. Oh hell no....
Peas.
SisterVanian
I called the bride to be. I said Ixnay on the EenGrey, so I get to wear my Uber-Mod Black and Ivory Chanel Copy instead complete with pearl jewelry overload, quilted handbag with flask of whisky in it, and an enormous black hat that even the Queen Mum R.I.P. would be proud of... it'll be just like Four Beheadings and a Funeral...
I love that hat... I love it almost as much as I love cheese and merlot... or champagne and cake...
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WHOOLLY SHIT! Patricia is married to Vanian? When did this happen? Wha? That freaks me out!
Yeah I adore Patricia also. Wow - to date two of the most amazing frontmen from the 80s in one lifetime. Cor.