Tuesday Mar 01, 2005

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Achtung!!!

Beware of me for I am a terrible terrible person!
Not only do I flat out REFUSE to feed my dog an "all raw foods vegetarian diet that I buy fresh every day and prepare for him myself" (which would be insane not to mention dangerous to his health and growth process, not to mention insanely expensive)

I have the nerve to feed him.....

*cue suspense music*

Dun... Dun... Dahhhh!!!!

IAMS Puppy Formula...

How dare I do such a thing! I must be related to Hitler!
Jeezus Kibble Baking Christ!
I can't belive how preachy some people in the animal kingdom can be...
I just got read the riot act on how horrible IAMS is...

Hey ya know what? I love him very much but it's a DOG not the Queen Mum!! He likes it, he makes a tiny little poo twice a day in the same designated spot that is basically like a rock, it doesn't smell and can almost be timed..
But no, I'm just another evildoer with a fucking PetCo card...
You know they make monkeys do slave labour in the back of the place right?

Apparently IAMS puts impoverished children from third world countries in their food and have the nerve to ask whether or not a certain cat or dog actually LIKES their food before they put it in a 40lb bag and sell it (the food not the dog) to some idiot (that would be me) who supports all the evil in the world and then some because she feeds her little four footed fiend IAMS...

And Krishna wept....

estigrrl:
Who has time in this busy life to actually prepare their animal vegie food daily? They must have nothing better to do. As long as the food is specifically for dogs...then who cares. We buy Neutro because otherwise our dog will have toots for days. "They" say that it's a better brand, but do they really know? Are they the all seeing, all doing, doggie food know it alls? I think not! Don't worry bout it. As long as your pups not shitting all over the place, I think IAMS is just fine.

As far as the children go, at least they have a job...more than I can say for myself right now. HEE HEE! biggrin

[Edited on Mar 01, 2005 4:10PM]
avafalls:
lol! I fed mine iams as a puppy wink It is such a pleasure to meet you! I think we definatly need to be friends. I like adding pretty ladies to my list kiss

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