sirseadog

Oh shit! I totally forgot I was on here again. Which is no bueno, because I paid cash money for this shit. But the quarter ends next week, so I might actually have some spare time. Today I got to dress up all fancy like and present a new business system and brand strategy to a local nonprofit whose current logo and website looked like both ass and balls at the same time. Some weird assballs abomination. I bought my first ever purple dress shirt, grey slacks and a matching tie. I looked like a pimp. Not like assballs.


Assballs should be a blog category option on SG. Instead I'll go with "naked pictures", to bamboozle people into wasting a minute of their lives reading this crap. I got you good, you fuckers.