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Westchestersonville, IA

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Thursday Mar 18, 2004

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Oh man, it just keeps getting better. Yesterday was awesome, today was spectacular, tomorrow my nuts will probably explode. Aw yeah baby, how you doin'? kiss Huh? What? Forget it.

Anyway, me a week ago, "I think I'll stop drinking for a while." Me this week, "You dumb fuck, what the heck were you thinking?" shocked

I'm Fun Bobby and we all know what Fun Bobby is like with no alcohol. That's right, he has no Elvis in him. He's the evil opposite of Elvis, the anti-Elvis. The anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him, let me tell ya.

Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him, up. And Elvis is in Joan Rivers, but he's trying to get out man, he's trying to get out. So listen up Joanie baby.

And that is why I won't do two shows in one night, I just won't
VIEW 10 of 10 COMMENTS
jimbo:
you miss it here wow, must of had some good friends here eeek
Mar 20, 2004
tartpop:
so sorry. i was listening to the stand up comedy radio station on yahoo!LAUNCH and jeff foxworthy came on.

did you know they have a station called "booty time" ? werd yo.
Mar 20, 2004

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