Isn't embellishment lovely? I have friends, sure, but I love the sound of, "I have no friends."
Well today I met my equivalent in the poetic license department. She was whining about how she had no friends and I said, "Hey loser, let's go get a drink after work." And before we even got to the bar, I met like four friends of hers just like that. Really fun night, though.
And of course, because I'm drunk, I call people I hate, on my way home, and tell them how much I love them. That's ALWAYS a riot. I'm such a sellout.
And then, the perfect end to a great night, I log on and find that Mary, our sweet, innocent SG, is the newest feature on the Playboy website. Wait a minute! I heard from a friend (that's really not a friend) that Mary was a feature. I've read the occasional article, but beyond that, I'm clueless.
Ahhh, tell me more about my eyes.
Well today I met my equivalent in the poetic license department. She was whining about how she had no friends and I said, "Hey loser, let's go get a drink after work." And before we even got to the bar, I met like four friends of hers just like that. Really fun night, though.
And of course, because I'm drunk, I call people I hate, on my way home, and tell them how much I love them. That's ALWAYS a riot. I'm such a sellout.
And then, the perfect end to a great night, I log on and find that Mary, our sweet, innocent SG, is the newest feature on the Playboy website. Wait a minute! I heard from a friend (that's really not a friend) that Mary was a feature. I've read the occasional article, but beyond that, I'm clueless.
Ahhh, tell me more about my eyes.