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Oh, I should have gone to work today. I'm sooo bored right now. Not for lack of things to do; I'm just that damn lazy. Calgon, Calgon take me away.

This is going to be the most rockin' weekend ever. Rain, rain, rain, rain!
And thunder and lightning too. It never does that out here. The strikes are so close they sound like cannons. When all of the car alarms in the area go off, you know you've hit paydirt. I miss Seattle.

Man I can't get enough of these guys. I devised, not so cleverly, my second greatest answering machine message today.

This is my phone.
This is my an-swering ma-chine.
This is my answeringmachine,
So leave a message.

Gall durnit, spongemonkeys rock.

Well, there is nothing mediocre about Hollywood. It's both depressing and hilarious at the same time.

Today I accompanied a friend of mine to Central Casting in Burbank for an extras registration something or other. It was amazing to see how many people show up for the hour long time slot. It's amazing how aspiring actors look so different than average Joes. I was able...
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Yippee, I don't have to wear clothes around the house anymore. House guests can be such a bother. I love being fat, naked guy.

Isn't embellishment lovely? I have friends, sure, but I love the sound of, "I have no friends."

Well today I met my equivalent in the poetic license department. She was whining about how she had no friends and I said, "Hey loser, let's go get a drink after work." And before we even got to the bar, I met like four friends of hers just...
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I'm finally glad to be in California. I still hate the state as a general rule, but having spent two weeks in the last month out of state, I realised it could be worse. My heart goes out to anyone who lives in Cincinnati or Houston. Those places really are hell holes. I hope I never have to go back again.

Mental note: Always set an alarm to wake up in 20 minutes if I'm going to cook pizza while drunk at 4 in the morning.

I was wasted last night, but decided I just had to have a pizza before going to bed. It was 4 in the morning, so no delivery, but luckily I had DiGiorno's. Since it's just as good as delivery, I...
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Man, I am so sick. I thought I was going to get out of winter unscathed. I've never had headaches before. I think this is it. This is the end; I have Scarlet Fever or the Plague or some shit like that. And I have to work tonight too. Too poor to call off sick, ain't that a shame. Stupid, sexy minimum wage job.

So far, this is the best Christmas ever. I don't mean to jinx myself, but I haven't even touched any of the liquor I bought yesterday. I'm dying to go back to work though.
I had a week off for Cincinnati, and now four days off because we're closed. Friday can't come soon enough.

Why do you always have to "make the best of it"? It's almost an axiom of life, but why? To what end? Are we living purely for pleasure or are we avoiding a reality of fate by being glib?

I just got back from training in Cincinnati. The last couple of days there, I was dying to get back home. I can't even fathom why...
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People talk about such stupid shit( me not excluded). There's a discussion group about depression. It seems like a discussion group for posers. "I have a degree in psychology, so I may feel depressed from time to time".
And Suicide. What a joke! Would you really be "talking" about it if you were serious? I found that out the hard way. I'm not that serious,...
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