Thpppt. 
I think I need a root canal. This sucks. I got my boss to arrange for a health insurance agent to come out so I could finally get some, but it won't be until April 8th.
I need a time capsule to put my tooth in stasis so things don't get worse. Come on April 8th! I hate waiting.
I still have my fingers...
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I think I need a root canal. This sucks. I got my boss to arrange for a health insurance agent to come out so I could finally get some, but it won't be until April 8th.
I need a time capsule to put my tooth in stasis so things don't get worse. Come on April 8th! I hate waiting.
I still have my fingers...
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xhavokx:
i was wearing a new strapless dress, eating a grilled cheese and throwing water balloons at the same time 
clara:
It's only this one, really. Good luck with the teeth. I very nearly needed a root canal, but it calmed down on its own after a week or two.
Oh man, it just keeps getting better. Yesterday was awesome, today was spectacular, tomorrow my nuts will probably explode. Aw yeah baby, how you doin'? 
Huh? What? Forget it.
Anyway, me a week ago, "I think I'll stop drinking for a while." Me this week, "You dumb fuck, what the heck were you thinking?"
I'm Fun Bobby and we all know what Fun Bobby is...
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Huh? What? Forget it.
Anyway, me a week ago, "I think I'll stop drinking for a while." Me this week, "You dumb fuck, what the heck were you thinking?"
I'm Fun Bobby and we all know what Fun Bobby is...
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jimbo:
you miss it here wow, must of had some good friends here 
tartpop:
so sorry. i was listening to the stand up comedy radio station on yahoo!LAUNCH and jeff foxworthy came on.
did you know they have a station called "booty time" ? werd yo.
did you know they have a station called "booty time" ? werd yo.
I just had the most awesome night! Sure, there was drinking. Sure, there were hot looking girls. But I got carded, bwahahahaha!
And not just normally carded, I'm talking, he ran it throught the scanner. I always go to this bar. Forget it. Don't say a word. Let me have it. He was making sure my ID wasn't fake! Hey, hey, hey! Let me have...
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And not just normally carded, I'm talking, he ran it throught the scanner. I always go to this bar. Forget it. Don't say a word. Let me have it. He was making sure my ID wasn't fake! Hey, hey, hey! Let me have...
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pixie_girl:
well the way I keep spending $ I won't have any left to pay them either. credit card companies should just start accepting pez as payment. the little red red ones are so yummy.
xhavokx:
hehe you crack me up....
sirscootsalot:
Like it says
Ohhhhh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK, I sleep all night and I work all day. I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders, and a bra.
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twwly:
AHHH!!!
I LOVE MONTY PYTHON!!!!
I LOVE MONTY PYTHON!!!!
deviance191x:
LOL, well thank you 
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-->deviance
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-->deviance
I have a dream, that one day, the world will know the wonder of my nipples.
Ahhh, sweet Stimpson J.
Ahhh, sweet Stimpson J.
xhavokx:
Hehehe... Thank god it's Friday!! any plans?
xhavokx:
I work mondays again so no more 3 day weekends for me anymore 
Man, I forgot how much Tool rocks! Just the kind of teeth kicking, angst charging music every growing boy needs. Plus, now I'm doubly psyched for my "weekend".
Yesterday played prelude as I watched the San Jose game on TV. I got to watch a fight and a really awesome goal before I had to go to work.
But today, thanks to some friend hookups,...
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Yesterday played prelude as I watched the San Jose game on TV. I got to watch a fight and a really awesome goal before I had to go to work.
But today, thanks to some friend hookups,...
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drexel:
yeah good idea. my latest fav soundtrack is lost in translation. 4 new kevin shields songs. mmmm 
drexel:
that's become one of my very favorite films. it's fucking beautiful.
OK, the only thing worse than listening to Bob Dylan, drunk, at 4:30 in the morning is listening to Leonard Cohen, drunk, at 4:30 in the morning. How very depressing and yet comfortably numb at the same time.
Pretty cool night, actually. I got called off of work (my secret demons did my bidding) and instead of being a tard and trying to get someone...
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Pretty cool night, actually. I got called off of work (my secret demons did my bidding) and instead of being a tard and trying to get someone...
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xhavokx:
I am all about procrastination
myeviltwin:
Maymont is a park in Richmond VA. Beautiful place. Those pics were taken the day I met angelfrost. I'm glad you like them!
Well, lemme tell ya a story about a cat named Bill
Poor country pussy couldn't keep his tummy filled
Then one day he was strumming on his tongue
And then came the money rollin' in by the ton
Royalties, that is. Greenbacks. Moolah-moolah.
Well, the next thing ya know ol' Bill's a billionaire
Kinfolk said, "Bill, move away from there."
Said, "Californee's the place for...
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Poor country pussy couldn't keep his tummy filled
Then one day he was strumming on his tongue
And then came the money rollin' in by the ton
Royalties, that is. Greenbacks. Moolah-moolah.
Well, the next thing ya know ol' Bill's a billionaire
Kinfolk said, "Bill, move away from there."
Said, "Californee's the place for...
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krim:
noooooooooo the insanity must stop! BLEH! lol....
never heard of eXcalibur or don't you sliver
Quest for camelot
never heard of eXcalibur or don't you sliver
Quest for camelot
fentopal:
O - Ransom
I can't decide what's worse: a car that smells of vomit or a car that smells of Lysol? It's obvious I'm a stranger to the word "moderation". Anyone know what the half life of Lysol is? I tried to air my car out today and yet the smell persists.
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xhavokx:
i know i know i just can't find anything else...
i just can't find anything else...
twwly:
Ugh. I hate it when cars smell like that.... I once had my truck detailed THREE times to get the stench out... And it wasn't even my own vomit.
There was absolutely no gras in this mardi. Tonight suuuucked.
First of all, I had to work. We hosted a Christian Comedy Night. I did not get a whoop whoop from these folks.
On the way home, I played matchmaker for this girl at work who likes this other guy. I dated this girl like two weeks ago and I was catapulted into the friend...
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First of all, I had to work. We hosted a Christian Comedy Night. I did not get a whoop whoop from these folks.
On the way home, I played matchmaker for this girl at work who likes this other guy. I dated this girl like two weeks ago and I was catapulted into the friend...
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zarina:
I was actually just really stoned
oak:
"I feel like Ducky."
Hah! Awesome reference.
My mardi gras was ok, but not overly fantastic. I rolled to a local New Orleans-style restaurant (seemed appropriate), had some gumbo and bourbon-glazed shrimp, then rolled to the bar where I work for a couple drinks before rolling into a club around the corner from there to see a co-worker's band play, where a bunch of other co-workers were also hanging around. Then back to the bar for a bit, then home.
All in all, fun. Outstanding? Not really. But what the hell?
Hah! Awesome reference.
My mardi gras was ok, but not overly fantastic. I rolled to a local New Orleans-style restaurant (seemed appropriate), had some gumbo and bourbon-glazed shrimp, then rolled to the bar where I work for a couple drinks before rolling into a club around the corner from there to see a co-worker's band play, where a bunch of other co-workers were also hanging around. Then back to the bar for a bit, then home.
All in all, fun. Outstanding? Not really. But what the hell?
I found a new way of controlling my anger: shopping. It's actually a necessity as I'm starting to realise.
As technology gets better and better, the audio/video products that companies offer get crappier and crappier. VCRs suck compared to what they were in the early 90's and CD players suck compared to those in the late 90's.
I stupidly demolished my really cool CD player...
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As technology gets better and better, the audio/video products that companies offer get crappier and crappier. VCRs suck compared to what they were in the early 90's and CD players suck compared to those in the late 90's.
I stupidly demolished my really cool CD player...
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deadlyeye:
My CD player is on the fritz. It's pretty damned old. I would love to bust it because its very choosy about what cds it wants to play (even new ones)
So, I am in the market for a new one, actually.
What kind of CD player did you have?
So, I am in the market for a new one, actually.
What kind of CD player did you have?
xhavokx:
Shopping always makes me feel better!!!! 