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Yes, in 5 days, I'll be off to the land down under, Australia, for a much overdue, much needed vacation. I'll be gone for about 2 weeks, visiting Perth, on the western coast.

On the agenda: 5 round boxing match with a Big Red Kangaroo, Crocadile wrestling with Terri Irwin of Animal Planet (c'mOn let's GO! C'MON! C'MON LET'S GO! LET'S GO,C'MON!), trek through the bush for a night of didgeridoowop with the local Aboriginals, a Vegemite eating contest& festival,and my favorite, hunting viscious Koala! They're overpopulating Australia, don'tcha know...the birth control implemented by the government is not working. Apparently, the Koala find condoms a nuisance and a major hinderance to their sexual pleasure. Several Koala have been quoted saying, "ya know, it just doesn't feel as good." Sadly, it's become necessary to hunt them down. Yes, though they appear cute and cudly, it's a well known fact, to Australians, these creatures are fearsome predators of the outback. IT'S TRUE! Don't worry, there will be plenty of juicy Koala Jerky for everyone.