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I finally got a Video iPod. You *will* love me. It's black too so I can finally squash those rumors of me being overly racial.

This was in response to my original MP3/Video player got stolen (or perhaps just left somewhere).

I think I liked my old player better (it was an Archos AV400), but there's just so much mo' I can do with an...
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I have my itinerary and I am going home to LA for the 4th of July weekend.

I'll be home in fishhead-smelling San Pedro from the 1st until the 4th. Boo yah!

Maybe I can *finally* join the SGLA group or at least meet some of the peeps.

I think I'm pregnant. For the last... God knows how long, I wake up with this pain in my tummy. It's not a nauseous feeling, it's an I-feel-like-I'm-starving-hungry-but-I-shouldn't-be feeling.

I think it's cuz I drink the bathroom tap water. I don't know. I know Germany's water is cleaner than the U.S.'s, so I'm wondering if I have to re-adapt. Unless there something in AZ about...
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My internet goes so slow these days. The only time it has any real speed to it is in the early mornings (it's 4:48am now). I hate mornings. They give me gas. GAS!

I came from a blowjob for the first time in my entire life this weekend.

God bless Arizona girls.

I've really got nothing to add. School is picking up a bit. We're now actually practicing what we've learned. Basically instructors get a script and backstory and then play a role of an iraqi detainee whom it is MY job to pump for information regarding targets, training, etc...

Of course, they don't want to give up this information so I have to either scare him,...
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So I met an Air Force chick last night in Tucson. It was her divorce party. I could've totally had her last night, but damnit if I'm not a gentleman.

So... yeah. : My days are pretty boring at the moment.

No news is good news though, right?

It's 6:50am and the day is already started out badly.

There's a railing I have to climb over to get to my car in the mornings and it's a little taller than my legs are long so there's a point at the top where I have to bear about 90% of my body weight on my testicles. No biggie, I'm used to it, but on...
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So, I didn't go home to LA this weekend like I had planned, but I managed to have a bomb-ass weekend anyway. Thursday night I did nothing. Friday night I went to some stupid sports bar, but ended up having a good time anyway. Saturday I did laundry and spent the night in Tucson. I threw up Sunday morning before heading out to Phoenix to...
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