sirloins

So... yeah. I was gonna have sex with this 20-year old last night and things were going ok. I could tell she was apprehensive, but I started using my fingers on her and she was going wild. Her lips went cold which is always a good sign but as we started doing the deed, she told me she couldn't do this. No wait, she asked me if I was married first and *then* said she couldn't do this, that she had only ever been with two guys.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted.