I got some good news today! 
The outprocessing center scheduled two big appointments at the same time on the day I was supposedly supposed to be leaving Germany.
I told them they were idiots and they pushed my flight back one whole week!
Instead of flying on the 12th, now I fly on the 18th!
"O frabjous day! Caloo! Callay!" he chortled in his joy!
Edit: In my blind ambition to show lunch my appreciation for her, I ate my microwave pizza too fast and now the roof of my mouth is peeling.
The outprocessing center scheduled two big appointments at the same time on the day I was supposedly supposed to be leaving Germany.
I told them they were idiots and they pushed my flight back one whole week!
Instead of flying on the 12th, now I fly on the 18th!
"O frabjous day! Caloo! Callay!" he chortled in his joy!
Edit: In my blind ambition to show lunch my appreciation for her, I ate my microwave pizza too fast and now the roof of my mouth is peeling.
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temper:
^^ I hope I didn't just mix things up...
evilandyroth:
I CAN now drink my problems away... but they all need me sober to go away... and I'v... never.... been.... drunk. 