sirloins

So I'm thinking I'm just gonna marry the next girl who willingly has sex with me. Willingly is the key word.

So isn't the best man supposed to be the stoic pillar of strength to see the groom all the way through the day?

Please answer 'cause right now I'm freaking out so much that even the bride is asking me what my problem is.

Edit: I just had a close call. I caught wind that the German girl who broke my heart was going to be at an "event near Hohenfels" tomorrow. Same place as the wedding I was going to. At first I thought it would be cool to see her again, but I found out she's going with her new boyfriend.

I was instantly pissed and it was going to be hard, but I was going to be strong. Thank God it turns out the "event" she's attending is not the wedding.

I can't believe this girl is still in my head. I thought I was better than this.