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So I'm completely stressed. Well, not really, but hear me out.

Ok, so one of the patrons of the Happy Rock is a fella named Jay. J is getting married next weekend and it was put upon me to do his bachelor party. Thing is, I only know J from the Happy Rock really. I never talk to him during the week. He is a soldier and we're all buddies, but he has some real friends whom I would think would be more inclined to throw him a bachelor party.

His wife-to-be is a German girl who is also a Happy Rock regular. Thing is, she's from the area and so all her friends are here have gone all out for her bachelorette party.

A freakin' bachelor party! I'm overwhelmed. I've never done one of these things before. I don't know what the fuck to do. If we were in the states I could think of something, but this is Germany! Do they even sell inflatable sheep here? J is a good guy and so I don't want him to feel bad that his bachelor party won't be up to par. I just don't know what to do.

Worst of all is that we're not allowed at the Happy Rock due to the girls hijacking it. Bollocks!

Another thing... isn't the bachelor party the job of the best man? Does this make me the best man? I wasn't told that I was.

Eighteen more days. Three weekends left. *cry*